How to approach that girl with the nice rack?
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You were hanging out one day, just strolling along malls when you got your eyes locked on some solitary, erection-inducing girl with classiness of sorts. You mumbled "damn, she's the bomb" and looked away, only to turn back and catch another glimpse of her (i.e. checking her out). You then made up your mind to chat her up, but yet again, you needed a cunning strategy to make your approach seem unsuspicious and yet assertive.
What was your first sentence? Share.
Edit: include recommendations on venues, aside from clubs and bars because you need not even try there. -
hello, do u know how to go to xxxx...
if she says yes..
can u bring me there?.. -
accidentally bump into her and say sorry. Then. say u look familiar. After tt, talk crap tt entertain her.
By the end of the conversation, you are suppose to leave with her hp no., email add, name, age, school or workplace, her hobby.
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Mam, is it possible that I place these heavy books on your rack for a while, while I reach for my wallet to pay the cashier? Thanks!
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How to go Bugis... Is it number 75?
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you are gonna scare her off, and TS will never ever get to see his princess charming again...Originally posted by Stooky:
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wahahahahhaa.. all these owl pics of urs is realli farny.. hahahahah..Originally posted by Stooky: -
wao lao eh. i got 2 things to say to you.
first, don't be a wimp and depend on others for ideas to jio girls la. so un-original like this oso need help, you need people to teach you how to have an erection?
second, they don't teach that in your textbooks meh? -
threadstarter wants to date her, or is he juz trying to get her to ONS, or wat??
despo -
i'll call my nurse..
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"hello...you're pretty..heehehheehehehehehehehe........wanna go clubbing?"
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Ur attempt at trying to be sarcastic has shown stupidity instead ...Originally posted by R3SsH|n:second, they don't teach that in your textbooks meh? -
well for starters, you could try not to act like a retarded moron.Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:You were hanging out one day, just strolling along malls when you got your eyes locked on some solitary, erection-inducing girl with classiness of sorts. You mumbled "damn, she's the bomb" and looked away, only to turn back and catch another glimpse of her (i.e. checking her out). You then made up your mind to chat her up, but yet again, you needed a cunning strategy to make your approach seem unsuspicious and yet assertive.
What was your first sentence? Share.
Edit: include recommendations on venues, aside from clubs and bars because you need not even try there. -
you mean i have shown how stupid a rJC student is?Originally posted by gd4u:Ur attempt at trying to be sarcastic has shown stupidity instead ...
thanks for the compliment. -
Do you know how to con the cai png unker?
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We seem to be talking about different things ... forget it ...Originally posted by R3SsH|n:you mean i have shown how stupid a rJC student is?
thanks for the compliment. -
boy. you take a parting shot at my comment, and u want to forget it?Originally posted by gd4u:We seem to be talking about different things ... forget it ...
why not shoot me with another one of your brilliant comment from your textbooks? -
From <<101 N more Statements for Diplomacy>> ,Originally posted by R3SsH|n:boy. you take a parting shot at my comment, and u want to forget it?
why not shoot me with another one of your brilliant comment from your textbooks?
1) I dun wish to hijack ppl thread
2) It is a good thing that my comments helped u in ur goal to make sarcastic comments on the TS
3) I want to slp (seriously) -
okok...go sleep.Originally posted by gd4u:From <<101 N more Statements for Diplomacy>> ,
1) I dun wish to hijack ppl thread
2) It is a good thing that my comments helped u in ur goal to make sarcastic comments on the TS
3) I want to slp (seriously)
with your textbooks
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FYI, i thrown away most of notes already ...
Thanks for the concern, good night ... -
wat has RJC done to u?!?!??!?!?!
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Originally posted by dinky1409:How to go Bugis... Is it number 75?
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I thought u had a GF? why so unfaithfulOriginally posted by RETARDED_MORON:You were hanging out one day, just strolling along malls when you got your eyes locked on some solitary, erection-inducing girl with classiness of sorts. You mumbled "damn, she's the bomb" and looked away, only to turn back and catch another glimpse of her (i.e. checking her out). You then made up your mind to chat her up, but yet again, you needed a cunning strategy to make your approach seem unsuspicious and yet assertive.
What was your first sentence? Share.
Edit: include recommendations on venues, aside from clubs and bars because you need not even try there.