A Christmas Prophecy

• praetor81

  13 Dec 06, 01:39

  Alright boys n gals i see you've had your usual dose of faerie tales around this time of the year. Faither Christmas n stuff ya? Well at this moment i shalt deliver to thee a prophecy sooo shattering that it'll shatter the hearts n souls of little boys n gals.
  
  Anyway, as I was saying, Satan Claus is cumming to town! yes little boys n gals...e's gonna blow ya good children to tiny pieces and deliever (sex)toys to the bad. carve the turkey quickly b4 gud ol' santa carves you instead! yea man, hes gonna descend down to earth from the refridgerator armed wit' guns n roses to shoot y'all n place roses on yer gravestones. so praise faither christmas! look! here he comes!
• Ito_^

  13 Dec 06, 01:41

  he is cumming!? gross!!
• praetor81

  13 Dec 06, 01:56

  'n upon y'all again i dropeth another bombshell: faither christmas binges on yr christmas cookies every christmas, but when 'e receives yer letters address to the north refridgerator he guffaws n says "f.uck that!" after which he uses the letters as toilet paper.
• Herzog_Zwei

  13 Dec 06, 02:20

  praetor81 is a pain in the arse.
• TYING

  13 Dec 06, 09:44

  defaming santa claus, my childhood idol.