SGforums tips: Things not to say on your 1st date!

• d3sT1nY

  16 Dec 06, 11:15

  "The plastic surgery you underwent that time seems to be a failure.."
  
  
• pokkagreentea

  16 Dec 06, 11:59

  
  'today i play maple story..i ks scam n blah blah blah'
  'now i lvl xx in maple le'
  'now maple got new things le, like blah blah blah'
  'i wan to buy maple card because blah blah blah'
  
  
• dinky1409

  16 Dec 06, 12:49

  you look like sh!t! foad
• Chris1988

  16 Dec 06, 13:17

  Go Go Power Rangers!
• NUS_Superst@r

  16 Dec 06, 13:19

  I have too much money. Dun know where to spend.
• RETARDED_MORON

  16 Dec 06, 13:49

  "I think, after all, staying single is not so bad."
• pokkagreentea

  16 Dec 06, 13:54

  Originally posted by NUS_Superst@r:

  I have too much money. Dun know where to spend.

  like that good wad?
  
  'my mommy say i must be home by 9 pm. if not, she will rotan mi.'
  
  
• sand king

  16 Dec 06, 17:14

  You suck
• dark_snowboy

  16 Dec 06, 17:17

  hows school?
• viewquek

  16 Dec 06, 17:25

  My ex say this, my ex say that.
  
  
• NUS_Superst@r

  16 Dec 06, 17:29

  My ex's one bigger than you, C cup. You only A cup.
• Darkness_hacker99

  16 Dec 06, 17:40

  My ex will pay for the dinner.
• pokkagreentea

  16 Dec 06, 17:44

  
  today i saw fiona xie, so chio..
  i wan fiona xie to be my wife
  i like to see fiona xie in bikini
  
  
• Squiggly

  16 Dec 06, 18:00

  Nice ass! (proceed to grab a handful)
• pokkagreentea

  16 Dec 06, 20:59

  
  do you shave down there?
• toyota-corolla

  16 Dec 06, 21:03

  ahhh, my eyes!
• sinicker

  16 Dec 06, 21:23

  why am i wasting my time with you?
  
  next!
• sand king

  16 Dec 06, 21:31

  are you sagging?
• pokkagreentea

  16 Dec 06, 21:32

  
  'puiiihh, this food taste as bad as you look!'
• NUS_Superst@r

  16 Dec 06, 21:37

  Oops, I forgot to bring wallet. You pay first, can?
• pokkagreentea

  16 Dec 06, 21:40

  
  
  during meal,
  
  'today i stomachache, have to pang sai 3 times'
  'today my pang sai look like xxxx, xxxx colour, xxxx shape, xxxx cm. do you think it's normal?'
  'i forgot to wash after pang sai, now feels so sticky down there.'
  
  
• bryanseb

  16 Dec 06, 22:03

  "Marry me?"
• Quinsy

  17 Dec 06, 02:31

  Originally posted by sand king:

  i used to be gay

  BF told me that not long after we met.
• Quinsy

  17 Dec 06, 02:33

  My parents said I should make it clear to you that I want to look for a girl to marry.
• Quinsy

  17 Dec 06, 02:35

  I had Gfs from Thailand, Bintan, Batam, and had services from whores and trannies from Geylang to Changi.
  
  I've wanted to dump him since then.