Pickup lines!
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post a pickup line here!
pls be as creative and lame as u can be! -
1st to post!
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i dun pick ppl up......
but here are the "memorable" (aka CMI!) ones i received
hi, u look like my ex-gf.....
hello, u look like jipoonese p0rn star......
eh, u are xxx's fren rite? we met before tt time at zouk!......
hi, can i borrow a light? thanks, u are very pretty. (this is from ang moh) -
hey Angie! how haf u been! dontcha recognise me? huh? no? aren't u from xxxx sch las time? no? oh shucks.. mistaken u for a long time fren of mine.. im xxx by the way.. u are?
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this kind like those salesmen peddling color pencil sets to ppl at kopitiamsOriginally posted by dinky1409:hey Angie! how haf u been! dontcha recognise me? huh? no? aren't u from xxxx sch las time? no? oh shucks.. mistaken u for a long time fren of mine.. im xxx by the way.. u are? -
lol...Originally posted by FireIce:this kind like those salesmen peddling color pencil sets to ppl at kopitiams
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one pretty lady
takeaway please
i'll pick her up at the entrance
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I dun pick up and nv get picked up..
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Tch.. juz say da pao la.. so simple..Originally posted by MooKu:one pretty lady
takeaway please
i'll pick her up at the entrance -
that is so not-elegant can?Originally posted by Gackt247:Tch.. juz say da pao la.. so simple.. 
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How much more elegant can it be in english when ladies are treated like commodities and become takeaways?Originally posted by MooKu:that is so not-elegant can? -
Hi, you come here oftern? I'm a regular, are you a regular?
*thought to self, no I'm not regular, I'm extra large*
How come I dont see you here oftern?
*thought to self, cuz whenever i'm here, you;r enot here.* -
Just now got walls Ice cream promotor come my house and sell ice cream. Their sale tatics very old.
promotor: You look famillar leh. Did I play with you before?
I:
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oops.Originally posted by Gackt247:How much more elegant can it be in english when ladies are treated like commodities and become takeaways?
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Ang moh Ah pek: Hi, you got nice legs, care to sit down and have a drink with me?
Me: Yeah sure, open a bottle of liquor and I'll seat. BTW, I'm only 18. ^^
Ang moh Ah pek: Oh.. I'm cheap and you're too young.
Me: -
Eh.. u lady u should know wat.. nonid me to teach..Originally posted by MooKu:oops. -
Originally posted by Quinsy:Hi, you come here oftern? I'm a regular, are you a regular?
*thought to self, no I'm not regular, I'm extra large*
How come I dont see you here oftern?
*thought to self, cuz whenever i'm here, you;r enot here.* -
how do you say 'blah blah blah' in chinese....
usually i just reply i dont know sorry... -
Originally posted by Quinsy:Ang moh Ah pek: Hi, you got nice legs, care to sit down and have a drink with me?
Me: Yeah sure, open a bottle of liquor and I'll seat. BTW, I'm only 18. ^^
Ang moh Ah pek: Oh.. I'm cheap and you're too young.
Me:
that guys muz be drunk.. -
Poor hacker.. traumatizing childhood.Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:Just now got walls Ice cream promotor come my house and sell ice cream. Their sale tatics very old.
promotor: You look famillar leh. Did I play with you before?
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"How you doin'?"
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wa lau u all still need pick up line, i just release my voltage, many girl come and pick me up
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pickup lines dont work, seriously.
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loan sharks leh?
dey dunnid say 1, ppl flock to them
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.. i dun nid pickup lines too, juz wanna see some of the pickup lines people use. haha.Originally posted by vito_corleone:pickup lines dont work, seriously.