Some good questions (from email)

• Phoebie

  1 Jan 07, 02:05

  Can you cry under water?
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  >>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. ? ? but it's only a "penny
  >>for your thoughts" Where's that extra penny going to?
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  >>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
  >>buried in for eternity?
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  >>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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  >>What disease did cured ham actually have?
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  >>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
  >>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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  >>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
  >>like every two hours?
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  >>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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  >>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
  >>to look at things on the ground?
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  >>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
  >>naked anyway.
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  >>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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  >>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
  >>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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  >>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
  >>him?
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  >>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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  >>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
  >>dogs!
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  >>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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  >>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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  >>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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  >>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
  >>you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
  >>window?
  
• ^spidee^

  1 Jan 07, 02:08

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  >>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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  >>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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  >>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  
  

  
• coldzero

  1 Jan 07, 02:20

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  >>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  

  I really love this. My friend told me about this some time back and I find it amazing. I believe these two are the only songs with a same tune. Haha.. We've been singing it since we're able to sing, yet we still don't really know that.
• dinky1409

  1 Jan 07, 02:54

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  >>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  >>
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  >>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  
  

  Shucks man.. How the hell you know I did? LMAO... Good one..
• gd4u

  1 Jan 07, 03:18

  Got same thread somewhere liao ... wols
• used

  1 Jan 07, 03:27

  http://sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=227762
• Darkness_hacker99

  1 Jan 07, 03:41

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  Can you cry under water?
  
  Yes
  
  >>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. ? ? but it's only a "penny
  >>for your thoughts" Where's that extra penny going to?
  
  dunno
  >>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
  >>buried in for eternity?
  
  dunno
  
  >>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
  square boxes are easier for storage and transpot
  
  >>What disease did cured ham actually have?
  
  dunno
  
  >>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
  >>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  
  Because the moon is round
  
  >>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
  >>like every two hours?
  
  baby is cute when there are asleep
  
  >>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
  dunno
  
  >>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
  >>to look at things on the ground?
  
  ya, because the view is more senical.
  
  >>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
  >>naked anyway.
  
  the doctors dont wanna see your bra and panties
  
  >>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
  
  the secret only ten people know
  
  >>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
  >>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  
  because it's a dog toaster
  
  >>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
  >>him?
  
  to show other people that we dont care
  
  >>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  
  dunno.
  
  >>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
  >>dogs!
  
  
  
  >>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
  
  
  >>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  
  Alphabet song is for grade 1, twinkle little stat is for grade 2 and above
  
  >>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  
  No, I didnt
  
  >>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
  >>you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
  >>window?
  
  the speed of your wind blowing at him is at low speed with 4% CO2 which made the dog mad. On top of that, you got bad breath.
  
  the speed of the wind outside a fast car is cooler and nicer.
  

• jay_rocks

  1 Jan 07, 18:05

  was wondering abt tt twinkle and abc song a few mths ago.
• peeehead

  1 Jan 07, 18:10

  
• the Bear

  1 Jan 07, 18:20

  here's a good question.. why do doctors call their business a "Practice" ?
  
  stop bloody practising on me and get it right!!
  
  
• popikachu

  1 Jan 07, 18:21

  Originally posted by coldzero:

  I really love this. My friend told me about this some time back and I find it amazing. I believe these two are the only songs with a same tune. Haha.. We've been singing it since we're able to sing, yet we still don't really know that.

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  lol i found this out when i was kindergarden... i nth to do then sing this songs... then found out this 3 soungs same tune de...
• the Bear

  1 Jan 07, 18:24

  they're meant to teach.. words..
  
  melodies are hard to learn, will stick in your head.. and easy to transfer to other words...
  
  so they reuse the melody..
• OasisBlue

  1 Jan 07, 18:25

  nice one
• divemad

  1 Jan 07, 18:36

  if 7-11 open 24hr why do they need locks?
  
  Are staircase going up or down?
  
  DO the workers of lipton have coffee break?
  
  
• autumncs

  1 Jan 07, 23:18

  Originally posted by divemad:

  if 7-11 open 24hr why do they need locks?
  
  Are staircase going up or down?
  
  DO the workers of lipton have coffee break?
  
  

  Hmm... reminds me of some funny questions I heard elsewhere:
  
  Why do we park our cars on driveways and drive our cars on parkways?
  
  Why is Greenland covered with ice while Iceland is covered with grass?
  
  How come cooling herbal teas are often served hot and hot chilli sauce are often served cold?
• the Bear

  1 Jan 07, 23:19

  ahh.. the 7-11 one, i know..
  
  if the shop is manned by one person only, they are given a little bit of time for makan.. so they lock up and go makan then come back
• buses_galore

  1 Jan 07, 23:28

  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
  >>to look at things on the ground?