Three Men Who Were Scared Of Their Wives
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Not written by me; I translate this from a Chinese joke book so that every one can enjoy.
Once, there were three friends who were absolutely scared of their wives. However, they'd never admit this to each other because they didn't want to lose face.
During a party, the conversation slowly drifted towards talking about their wives. Each man tried to brag about what a "powerful" husband he was.
Man#1 said, "I have an equal relationship with my wife, of course. We believe in equal division of command. I take charge of the house and the car. She takes charge of the dog and me."
Man#2 (laughs), "Equality of command? Ridiculous. Me and my wife believe in democracy - we have equal say. If our opinions are the same, she MUST follow my decision. If our opinions differ then I will follow her decision."
Man#3 (laughs even louder), "HAHAHAHAHAHA! What equality of command? What democracy? It is so weak to want 'equality' with your wives. For me I always make it clear to my woman - I will make all the big decisions, and she can only make all the minor decisions. However for the past 20 years, I have yet to face any big events requiring big decisions." -
but translated not so nice liao -
well, the third guy made a big decision and married her haha....Originally posted by Cystaire:Not written by me; I translate this from a Chinese joke book so that every one can enjoy.
Once, there were three friends who were absolutely scared of their wives. However, they'd never admit this to each other because they didn't want to lose face.
During a party, the conversation slowly drifted towards talking about their wives. Each man tried to brag about what a "powerful" husband he was.
Man#1 said, "I have an equal relationship with my wife, of course. We believe in equal division of command. I take charge of the house and the car. She takes charge of the dog and me."
Man#2 (laughs), "Equality of command? Ridiculous. Me and my wife believe in democracy - we have equal say. If our opinions are the same, she MUST follow my decision. If our opinions differ then I will follow her decision."
Man#3 (laughs even louder), "HAHAHAHAHAHA! What equality of command? What democracy? It is so weak to want 'equality' with your wives. For me I always make it clear to my woman - I will make all the big decisions, and she can only make all the minor decisions. However for the past 20 years, I have yet to face any big events requiring big decisions." -
Ever since his marriage he doesn't need to make any more big decisions mah...Originally posted by red_amoeba:well, the third guy made a big decision and married her haha....