Escape From Sadako CrapBox

• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:01

  When I see this picture from cloud30...
  
  
  ... I was reminded of the many funny ideas that my friends invented to avoid getting pwned by Sadako.
  
  Here's the challenge:
  
  Sadako is a scary female revenge ghost that is propagated by videotape chain mail. Possessed TV screens show an abandoned well in black and white. Then Sadako will slowly climb out of the well and crawl out of the TV. Her special power is the killing stare, which will give the victim heart failure.
  
  Methods of escaping Sadako:
  
  1. Always use small Casio pocket TV. When Sadako crawl out she will only be 2 inches tall.
  
  2. Always watch multiscreen TV walls. When Sadako crawl out she will be cut into 16 pieces.
  
  3. Buy two TV. When the well appear, turn the two TV to face each other, so that the two Sadakos will kill each other with their killing stares.
  
  4. When well appear, open the window and turn the TV to face outside. When Sadako crawl out she will fall down 40 storeys.
  
  And so on...
  
  Any more?
  
  
• Xtrider

  9 Jan 07, 12:04

  call the barber
• dahliamorie

  9 Jan 07, 12:07

  don't watch tv at all.
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:08

  Originally posted by Xtrider:

  call the barber

  That will create two victims instead of one.
• Mospeada

  9 Jan 07, 12:08

  switch off the tv lah
• laurence82

  9 Jan 07, 12:08

  videotape?
  
  watch deeveedee then
  
  
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:09

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  switch off the tv lah

  Cannot... the TV is possessed already.
• red_amoeba

  9 Jan 07, 12:10

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  switch off the tv lah

  i thot the TV was on by itself ?
  
  Fill up the well with cement, she won't be able to climb up.
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:12

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  videotape?
  
  watch deeveedee then
  
  

  
  
  But what if Sadako can possess most video formats?
• dahliamorie

  9 Jan 07, 12:13

  face the tv downwards(tv screen against flooring), face the tv against the wall..
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:14

  Originally posted by red_amoeba:

  i thot the TV was on by itself ?
  
  Fill up the well with cement, she won't be able to climb up.

  Cannot, the well is inside the TV. She is climbing through a different dimension.
• mr_sotong

  9 Jan 07, 12:15

  off the main switch while she is crawling out so tat she will stuck when half her body is out n the other half is still in the tv.. then kick punch molest her..
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:15

  Originally posted by dahliamorie:

  face the tv downwards(tv screen against flooring), face the tv against the wall..

  Good idea... but she can still push the TV back mah.
• noahnoah

  9 Jan 07, 12:16

  
  call Superman hahahah
  
  If superman too busy with his rescue work
  
  Call X man group... so many of them
  
  sure got one is free ba?
  
  lol
• hisoka

  9 Jan 07, 12:17

  use a mirror when it stares at you.
  
  play powerpuff girls or hello kitty cartoons 24/7 on the tv to drive sadako in gibbering fits
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:17

  Originally posted by mr_sotong:

  off the main switch while she is crawling out so tat she will stuck when half her body is out n the other half is still in the tv.. then kick punch molest her..

  TV is possessed, cannot turn off one. Also damn dangerous, if you piss her off while she crawling out, she faster give you the deadly stare.
  
  How to protect yourself?
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:20

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  use a mirror when it stares at you.
  
  play powerpuff girls or hello kitty cartoons 24/7 on the tv to drive sadako in gibbering fits

  How to aim the mirror? If you can see her face, she will ZAPPP! Die already.
• noahnoah

  9 Jan 07, 12:20

  
  Why sadako cannot climb from the toilet bowl?
  
  Think she will be drown to death or stink to death
  
  hahah
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:21

  Originally posted by noahnoah:

  call Superman hahahah
  
  If superman too busy with his rescue work
  
  Call X man group... so many of them
  
  sure got one is free ba?
  
  lol

  When she appears there are never any superheroes around. I think they all scared her.
• mr_sotong

  9 Jan 07, 12:22

  simple.. dump the whole tv set into the rubbish chute..
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:24

  Originally posted by mr_sotong:

  simple.. dump the whole tv set into the rubbish chute..

  Your rubbish chute is damn big. My 14 inch TV also cannot fit inside lor.
  
  Besides she can climb out from the rubbish chute. She is very singleminded one.
• Mospeada

  9 Jan 07, 12:25

  Originally posted by red_amoeba:

  i thot the TV was on by itself ?
  
  Fill up the well with cement, she won't be able to climb up.

  then pull the plug loh
• Xtrider

  9 Jan 07, 12:27

  put a vibrator there and run away....
• Cystaire

  9 Jan 07, 12:29

  Originally posted by Xtrider:

  put a vibrator there and run away....

  Heyyy!
  
  She is a revenge ghost, not a horny ghost.
  
  I actually I realized that I am not sure about that.
• noahnoah

  9 Jan 07, 12:38

  
  Ask sadako "yo you thirsty a not?
  
  offer her some strong red wine
  
  and make her drunk
  
  Then you can do watever you want to