Where can we come from!?
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One day John was at home playing his toys when his brother Abel took a cookie from the flask when to the tv front to watch cartoon. After which granny took abel out for a walk then Mum returns.
Mum was so angry with John who is now watch in front of the TV.
"Why Did you stole the cookies"
"No mum I didn't!!!"
"But you're the only person in the house. I don't see anothe person"
"It was Abel!!!"
"Stop be delusional. I saw cookie crumbs on the floor"
"It was abel the left it!!"
"Show me abel then I'll believe it!!"
"He went out with granny!"
"Oh yea sure... you can't prove abel is in the room can you?"
"no not now..but it was left the abel"
"Then how come the crumbs are leading to where you're sitting?"
"It wasn't me I said how do you prove its me!!!"
" See even where you're sitting you have crumbs on your butt..."
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Uh then?
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If, and only if there is a person called Abel, and if and only if Abel is the one eating the cookies
Poor analogy -
Its not able abel.... that matters... its about how the mother prove john is wrong.Originally posted by laurence82:If, and only if there is a person called Abel, and if and only if Abel is the one eating the cookies
Poor analogy -
means the mother is wrongOriginally posted by banzie:Its not able abel.... that matters... its about how the mother prove john is wrong.
but still doesnt relate whether abel exist or has done the deed you see -
i dont get it
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Mum is too sure, but if there are only three people in the house it could be either John, Abel or Grandma.Originally posted by banzie:One day John was at home playing his toys when his brother Abel took a cookie from the flask when to the tv front to watch cartoon. After which granny took abel out for a walk then Mum returns.
Mum was so angry with John who is now watch in front of the TV.
"Why Did you stole the cookies"
"No mum I didn't!!!"
"But you're the only person in the house. I don't see anothe person"
"It was Abel!!!"
"Stop be delusional. I saw cookie crumbs on the floor"
"It was abel the left it!!"
"Show me abel then I'll believe it!!"
"He went out with granny!"
"Oh yea sure... you can't prove abel is in the room can you?"
"no not now..but it was left the abel"
"Then how come the crumbs are leading to where you're sitting?"
"It wasn't me I said how do you prove its me!!!"
" See even where you're sitting you have crumbs on your butt..."
If your story is correct, just wait for Abel or Grandma to return and verify.
In reality, there is only John and Mum in the family.
John says "But Abel did it!".
Mum goes "John, don't scare me..." *sobs* "you are my only son... who is Abel???" -
Originally posted by Cystaire:Mum is too sure, but if there are only three people in the house it could be either John, Abel or Grandma.
If your story is correct, just wait for Abel or Grandma to return and verify.
In reality, there is only John and Mum in the family.
John says "But Abel did it!".
Mum goes "John, don't scare me..." *sobs* "you are my only son... who is Abel???"
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The story continues...Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
"Who is Abel?"
"Abel is my best friend. He brings me stuff. If not for him I wouldn't exist."
"But Mommy can't see him..."
"You can only see him if you believe he exists."
"Ok I believe I believe... hi Abel!"
"Mommy stop pretending! Abel is not sitting there!"
Mum *sobbing* "Can anyone else see Abel?"
"Yeah, Patrick , our neighbour. But he always calls Abel as 'Gerald'! How can Abel be Gerald! Abel is obviously Abel! So I beat him over the head with my toy car."
"Don't fight dear, Gerald is Pat's imaginary best friend."
"No Mummy, only Abel is real. Abel is not imaginary! I can see him. I cannot see Gerald. Gerald is bad and fake."
"Ok John, Gerald is fake. I believe you."
"Mommy you are pretending again!!!" -
Then again.... you didn't read my story pretty well... Abel is his brother.... no wonder you could be delusional over many other things... even a simple story could be interpreted wrongly.Originally posted by Cystaire:The story continues...
"Who is Abel?"
"Abel is my best friend. He brings me stuff. If not for him I wouldn't exist."
"But Mommy can't see him..."
"You can only see him if you believe he exists."
"Ok I believe I believe... hi Abel!"
"Mommy stop pretending! Abel is not sitting there!"
Mum *sobbing* "Can anyone else see Abel?"
"Yeah, Patrick , our neighbour. But he always calls Abel as 'Gerald'! How can Abel be Gerald! Abel is obviously Abel! So I beat him over the head with my toy car."
"Don't fight dear, Gerald is Pat's imaginary best friend."
"No Mummy, only Abel is real. Abel is not imaginary! I can see him. I cannot see Gerald. Gerald is bad and fake."
"Ok John, Gerald is fake. I believe you."
"Mommy you are pretending again!!!" -
So you get it.... Yea abel did it or not doesn't matter.... but why is mum proving John wrong simply by saying this and tat. Mum could be right... And he could be wrong too... So stop saying mum is right when she can't be sure.Originally posted by laurence82:means the mother is wrong
but still doesnt relate whether abel exist or has done the deed you see -
You say Abel is his brother so Abel is his brother lor.Originally posted by banzie:Then again.... you didn't read my story pretty well... Abel is his brother.... no wonder you could be delusional over many other things... even a simple story could be interpreted wrongly.
You want to make the Mummy look stupid, so she is stupid lor.
You want to win, you win lor.
This is your story, why you need to insult me? -
Notice that in the posts above, both of us say that Mum isn't right, but you ask us to "stop saying mum is right".Originally posted by banzie:So you get it.... Yea abel did it or not doesn't matter.... but why is mum proving John wrong simply by saying this and tat. Mum could be right... And he could be wrong too... So stop saying mum is right when she can't be sure.
You "make" Mum stupid, then you "make" us say that she is right.
What you want us to do?
If you just want to win no matter what, I give you win lah. -
ok. your God exist.
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The thing is mom wasn't 100% sure that John took the cookies.. But its just that evidences were against John.Originally posted by banzie:One day John was at home playing his toys when his brother Abel took a cookie from the flask when to the tv front to watch cartoon. After which granny took abel out for a walk then Mum returns.
Mum was so angry with John who is now watch in front of the TV.
"Why Did you stole the cookies"
"No mum I didn't!!!"
"But you're the only person in the house. I don't see anothe person"
"It was Abel!!!"
"Stop be delusional. I saw cookie crumbs on the floor"
"It was abel the left it!!"
"Show me abel then I'll believe it!!"
"He went out with granny!"
"Oh yea sure... you can't prove abel is in the room can you?"
"no not now..but it was left the abel"
"Then how come the crumbs are leading to where you're sitting?"
"It wasn't me I said how do you prove its me!!!"
" See even where you're sitting you have crumbs on your butt..." -
Number one stole the cookie from the cookie pot.
Who me?
Yes you.
Couldn't be, then who?
Number two stole the cookie from the cookie pot.
Who me?
Yes you.
Couldn't be, then who? -
Number 3 stole the cookie from the cookie pot.
Who me?
Yes you.
Couldn't be!
Then who? -
- Famous quote from RI boy in the Arena episode today: "How credible is your mum?" -
There are crumbs on John's butt? How does the mother saw it?
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lol this thread is getting crazy..
i think the answer banzie is looking for is:
John to prove his innocence,
should say, "If i ate the cookies, the crumbs should be around me, definitely not under my butt. It's under my butt because it was already here before I sat down.. Hence proving it was someone else who took and ate the cookie."
Hope i'm right!
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erm dun tell me this is some christianity thing?
like u can see only when u believe, and god is real only if u believe in Him or wadever??
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LOL...reminds me of my AS mod...
but i think wavesofthought is correct...