Lesson in rent payment.
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Lesson in rent payment.
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her
for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and
mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way
to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had
not been worth the price So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and
enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under
the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with
the following note :
"Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular
size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame
the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
your present landlady." -
funny.
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the girl must b very well educated..
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book "shopaholic" Becky??
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quite funny
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Haha nope.. she's a quirky character though.. love the seriesOriginally posted by sunny6110:book "shopaholic" Becky??
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Aw seem joke.Originally posted by b3cky:Lesson in rent payment.
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her
for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and
mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way
to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had
not been worth the price So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and
enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under
the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with
the following note :
"Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular
size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame
the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
your present landlady."
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you everything also aw sim. lol.Originally posted by Cystaire:Aw seem joke.
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