Wise men says..
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive ."
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Very aw seemOriginally posted by b3cky:I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive ."
-Anonymous
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LOL funny stuffs! Thanks for posting!
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... only fools rush in
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marriage also like... signing up credit cards, enjoy & have fun first... pay later.
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if its not broken, don't mend it
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I know tonnes of these quotes at a website called Wikiquotes.
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tis 1?Originally posted by Hogzilla:I know tonnes of these quotes at a website called Wikiquotes.
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LOL nice..very funny lol
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n i tot ...only bbb use purple font colour
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I don't get you.. explain bbbOriginally posted by SGpork:n i tot ...only bbb use purple font colour -
TS great
where you copied
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browniebaobao - one of the forumites here.Originally posted by b3cky:I don't get you.. explain bbb -
there's another one..Originally posted by SGpork:n i tot ...only bbb use purple font colour
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anyway.. TS seems to be very prejudiced against females.
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Nice one....
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use some to make ur wife angry!
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Im a toxic philosopher
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
this is the best one
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cute........i like them all. thanks for sharing
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Wise Men Always keeps Quiet and Walk away...
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