WHAT SINGAPOREANS DID WHEN THE INTERNET WAS DOWN
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A few weeks back, an earthquake kena our undersea telecommunications cables, and our net access went down. HereÂ’s a list of WHAT SINGAPOREANS DID WHEN THE INTERNET WAS DOWN:
1. Reset modem. Repeat. Then curse. Then stare into space. Then break down and cry in huge, heaving sobs when filled with a sense of aching emptiness.
2. SMS friends to check if their ISP is working.
3. Kept turning an hourglass over and over – manually.
4. Siam work early using the excuse of ‘boh pian’.
5. Open the curtains to check if anything has changed over the past year.
6. Reintroduced themselves to their family.
7. Actually had sex instead of surfing porn sites.
8. Deleted old porn to clear drive space for new porn when the Net comes back on.
9. Blame it on ‘the Gahmen’.
10. Got out of some frickinÂ’ atas teenage bloggerÂ’s elite, uncaring face.
11. You mean got something else to do, meh?
12. Think of retarded lists of what Singaporeans did when the Internet was down.
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2164 -
I belong to no.1...
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I guess majority of them will start picking up their phone, call their internet service provider and start COMPLAINING!
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1 & 2.
now back on but not maximum speed. cables not fixed yet. sian.
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i think there will be a slight bumb in birht rate next august...
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playing offline game, watching drama.. no diff.
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went cold turkey without games, went out with bf, now ex, more. had loads more orgasms.
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isps got bombarded by calls??
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go dig those temporary internet file folder for porn.
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yeah played offline game too.
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I was playing C&C to kill time..
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sleep and watch tv
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No.2 Since i cannot do my work in my company when internet down... so sms everyone, "hey, your internet got problem bo?"
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Nothing. Went off to plan a major cleanup of my PCs which left my whole family screaming at me.
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went back to an old and expensive hobby to burn my time
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sat and stared at the screen till it loaded the next page.
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no. 1.
and clean up some porn. and began smoking. and become emo and slit my wrists coz boh connection. -
i was stuck in the cyber world and unable to get back because no connection.
now connection back liao im finally free. -
pcc.
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I went to visit Vivocity for the first time, had tea there with a friend, and watched Borat.
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PUNCH the DAMM Modem
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Went out and chill out with friends.
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8. Deleted old porn to clear drive space for new porn when the Net comes back on.
That's toooooo funny