CRAPS TALES...
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Tell us some of the myths or tales you've heard before and what sort of CRAP EXPLANATION that was given to them...??
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i heard devil1976 is actually a chio buOriginally posted by Devil1976:Tell us some of the myths or tales you've heard before and what sort of CRAP EXPLANATION that was given to them...?? " -
urban legends har. crappiest is the gay jesus movie.
cuz ppl actually buy it and forwarded me the junk. 
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Myth: Raising GST to 7% is good.........
Crappy explaination: help the poor -
I heard life was overrated. From what I heard from those explained, too much is being centered around the individual's life and living pattern. Causing self-centredness and thus exagerating the value of individual life in whole. While this is by any means, correct to a certain extent, it is not at all, significant an impact in the ways of the universe and life itself.
Ok............ I am confused......
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I went to the toilet, lowered the seat, and started to bake chocolate cake.
Crap tale! -
And with big neh neh.Originally posted by Mospeada:i heard devil1976 is actually a chio bu
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man. -
must finish all ur rice
explantion: galfren will have pimple/ ur face will got alot of pimples
argument: if galfren got pimple can be healed/ if u are not self concious pimples dun affect u much -
1. cannot pluck eyebrows at nite, coz will see ghost.
2. cannot sit at the pointed corner of a table, ple will not like u.
3. when its windy, cannot say out loud "wah, the wind very strong", mouth
will turn crooked.
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if go for holidays
got two bed in your room
dun left one bed empty .. make
sure there must be something on the bed
or else ghost will sleep on it
is it crap or real ...... no idea leh -
cannot point at the moon with your index finger.. will go blind.. true anot?
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hmm wat if you point at the moon with your middle finger...Originally posted by Urroh:cannot point at the moon with your index finger.. will go blind.. true anot?
wat will happen...
"thing" will kena cut off... true anot? -
cannot buy house which is triangular in shape, the feng shui not good.
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Never sweep the floor during Chinese New Year. Heard good luck will be swept away.
Well... to me its just an excuse not to clean the house! -
is ear laOriginally posted by noahnoah:hmm wat if you point at the moon with your middle finger...
wat will happen...
"thing" will kena cut off... true anot? -
cannot eat the seeds in apples/watermelons etc., or a tree will grow from your head.
mom always said that when i was young. once i accidentally swallowed a seed and got so frickin scared -
Originally posted by Mospeada:i heard devil1976 is actually a chio bu But I AM WHAT!
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Originally posted by Mid9Sun:Myth: Raising GST to 7% is good.........
Crappy explaination: help the poor (bak sai coming out..) -
WHO told you WHAT,Originally posted by Bontakun:I heard life was overrated. From what I heard from those explained, too much is being centered around the individual's life and living pattern. Causing self-centredness and thus exagerating the value of individual life in whole. While this is by any means, correct to a certain extent, it is not at all, significant an impact in the ways of the universe and life itself.
Ok............ I am confused......
and EXACTLY what CRAPS are you TRYING TO TELL US...??! -
The big neh neh part is a lie lah...Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:And with big neh neh.
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
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Dunno! Its some forumite posting it that I came across. The rest I merely derived from it.Originally posted by Devil1976:WHO told you WHAT,
and EXACTLY what CRAPS are you TRYING TO TELL US...??! 
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Don't worry, there would be 'something' sleeping on it alrite....Originally posted by noahnoah:if go for holidays
got two bed in your room
dun left one bed empty .. make
sure there must be something on the bed
or else ghost will sleep on it
is it crap or real ...... no idea leh -
If you can grow a tree from your head, you might just get a NOBEL PRIZE for it!Originally posted by suss.adele:cannot eat the seeds in apples/watermelons etc., or a tree will grow from your head.
mom always said that when i was young. once i accidentally swallowed a seed and got so frickin scared 
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When we were young, we were told not to play with our KKJ or it'll just drop off... (not that I like to play it so much when I was young okie...?? Maybe grow up already then... Err... Out of topic... ) But you go and look around and see for yourself if taht's true lah....?
Actually.... That kinda explains why there're so many women among us...?? Some of them might have been boys who played with their KKJ when they were younger...? But still... That doesn't explain their CUP SIZE...?? -
this i agree....Originally posted by Devil1976:The big neh neh part is a lie lah...
ah devil's neh neh are like 2 map pins on a wooden plank like that nia