New 'Three Little Pigs' Story
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...by the flickering candle-light, the three little pigs were in deep thought.
"The wolf is approaching fast. Our booby traps will not hold him for much longer. We need to build fortifications and we need them NOW."
"If we want haste, then we should build houses out of straw. I can gather the materials in one day and finish assembly by the next."
"No, straw will not hold. We should build houses out of sticks. It will take a few days to gather these from the woods and a few more to put them together. But it should be able to resist wolf attacks much better."
"My brothers, you underestimate the strength of a wolf! We need a house of bricks. True, it will take a week to prepare the materials and another week for construction, but it is the ultimate defence against wolves and all other predators."
"To increase our chances of survival, let's build our houses differently. Speed or strength... we can't have both."
The three little pigs started building feverishly, but the wolf was nearly there.
On the third day, the wolf arrived at the door of the first little pig. The straw house was built in two days, and the pig had spent a day resting.
"Little pig, little pig, let me in."
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll ram your house down!"
The house of straw finally fell, but the pig was energetic enough to escape with some injuries.
On the sixth day, the wolf arrived at the door of the second little pig. The stick house was just completed and the pig was tired.
"Little pig, little pig, let me in."
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll ram your house down!"
The house of sticks lasted longer, but in time, it fell too. Luckily the wolf was worn out by the repeated ramming and couldn't catch the escaping pig, who escaped with minor injuries.
On the nineth day, the wolf arrived at the door of the third little pig. The brick house wasn't due for completion until five days later. The pig was still building desperately and was caught completely by surprise.
"Little pig, little pig, let me in."
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff... and oh look there's a hole in your construction"
So the wolf sneaked in to find a frightened and completely exhausted pig inside.
And ate him up.
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change the story.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Morale of the story:
Hire Bangla if you want to have construction go faster -
what a twist to the original story. -
Originally posted by Ignatiaus:Moral of the story:
Hire a group Bangala if you want to have construction go faster -
Thanks!Originally posted by mamamamama:
what a twist to the original story.
The original "Three Little Pigs" is one-dimensional; there are only smart pigs and stupid pigs.
Stupid pig make straw house. Smart pig make brick house. Stupid dies, smart survives and even gets to eat wolf stew!
In the real world, there is no such one-dimensional, perfect advantage. To improve security there needs to be greater cost and effort, not to forget time duration. Much cost/benefit analysis is required. -
now is when ppl start to think
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Why they so stupid ar? If 3 of them had build the house of brick together, it would have been completed! I guess the only good things about pigs is being on our plates...
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Yay! Thanks for participating in this.Originally posted by sand king:Why they so stupid ar? If 3 of them had build the house of brick together, it would have been completed! I guess the only good things about pigs is being on our plates...
Assuming that the three pigs work efficiently together, the house of bricks would be complete in 14/3 = 4.67 days.
Unfortunately the wolf first appears on the third day. The pigs runs the risk of being caught with an incomplete house, while being exhausted from the construction activity. -
they shld have applied for PPO...Originally posted by Cystaire:Yay! Thanks for participating in this.
Assuming that the three pigs work efficiently together, the house of bricks would be complete in 14/3 = 4.67 days.
Unfortunately the wolf first appears on the third day. The pigs runs the risk of being caught with an incomplete house, while being exhausted from the construction activity.
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Pigs cannot build houses and wolves cannot huff and puff and blow the house down. Where got such thing one.
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Originally posted by mhcampboy:Pigs cannot build houses and wolves cannot huff and puff and blow the house down. Where got such thing one.
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It is highly unlikely that the wolf can generate enough wind from his breath to blow even a straw house down.
Even if he could, the energy he recovers from eating the pig would not be sufficent to justify spending the energy he did to blow down the house. This is considering even in the story he expended a lot of energy just to catch one pig. As it turns out the moral of the story is that don't be a loser like the wolf... wait outside the house for the pig to come out or find some other prey that is far easier. -
True, which is why I changed to "ram the house" rather than "blow the house down".Originally posted by SingaporeTyrannosaur:It is highly unlikely that the wolf can generate enough wind from his breath to blow even a straw house down.
Even if he could, the energy he recovers from eating the pig would not be sufficent to justify spending the energy he did to blow down the house. This is considering even in the story he expended a lot of energy just to catch one pig. As it turns out the moral of the story is that don't be a loser like the wolf... wait outside the house for the pig to come out or find some other prey that is far easier.
Waiting for the pig to come out is a good strategy. The pigs need to consider how to keep themselves secure while building their house.
Perhaps if they have more deadly booby traps, then they could build unhindered. -
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Actually if you could build a house you could certainly buy a gun. The pigs should have banded together and went out to hunt the wolf.Originally posted by Cystaire:True, which is why I changed to "ram the house" rather than "blow the house down".
Waiting for the pig to come out is a good strategy. The pigs need to consider how to keep themselves secure while building their house.
Perhaps if they have more deadly booby traps, then they could build unhindered. -
AWW SUCH CUTE KITTTTTIEEZZZZ!Originally posted by ArdusKane: