After a long night of making love the young guy
rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and
searched for his lighter. Unable to find it,
he asked the girl if she had one in hand.
"There might be some matches in the top
drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table
and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of
a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked
" No.... not at all." she said
snuggling up to him, "Your boyfriend then?
demanded the belwildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the operation."
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A mother and her son were flying
Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son ( who had been looking out the window )
turned to his mother and asked,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The mother ( who couldn't think of an answer ) told
her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess.
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded,
"Did your mother tell you to ask me ?"
The boy said, "Yes , she did."
"Well, then.... tell your mother that there
are no baby planes because Southwest
always pulls out on time."
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