lame jokes/riddles
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what's similar between a left hand and 2+2=8?
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they're both not right!!!
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how do spiders communicate??
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ah qiang walked for a long distance n den his leg felt very 'suan1'. how come?
coz he stepped on a lemon -
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Xiao ming mother was packing the bag for him. As he eat, the mother reminded him that he must look out for cars when he cross the road. Soon, it was time to go home. Xiao ming mother waited a whole day for him but he have not reached home. So she went out to look for him.
Suddenly she saw him squatting opposite the road plucking grass,
saying: Mama shuo, ru guo mei you che guo jiu bu neng guo ma lu. Deng le ban tian, dou mei you yi liang che guo!!!
(Mummy say, you must wait for the car to drive pass before you cross the road. But after waiting for one whole day, not even a single car drove pass me!!! ) -
Where cai png is nice and cheap har?
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this 1 quite old lar...y super man shirt so tight...
becos he wear S size...
btw..joke forum
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i know i know!!! free cai png!!! comes wif free lodging too...Originally posted by Hogzilla:Where cai png is nice and cheap har?
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Oi!!! very qian bian leh...
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this joke is very old... ....
xiao min mother got 3 sons
the eldest son name is ah one
the second eldest son name is ah two
the third son name is?
xiao min............. -
cool short jokes. i like
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i ask you all one question ahh... maths question de... alot people answer wrongly at first...
1 + 1 X 0 = ? ? ?
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btw +1 before close...
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Me too... +1
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one day xiaoming over-heard his mum scolding his dad 'chee bye lah'...
next day he went to school and ask his teacher: 'cher cher, wat is chee bye? teacher: 'chee bye is cat'
next day he over-heard his dad scold his mum 'lan jiao lah'....
so next day he went to school and ask his teacher: 'cher cher, wat is lan jiao? teacher: 'lan jiao is dog'
one afternoon xiaoming was walking his dog when he saw an old lady carrying a cute little kitten.....
'Ah Po Ah Po, will u hold on my lan jiao while i slowly pet ur chee bye?' -
3 bears came home after a hunting trip:
'Somebody has been eating my porridge,' said Father Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge too,' said Brother Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge and eaten it all up,' cried Baby Bear.
Mama Bear:
F.ucking chee bye i haven't cook the f,ucking porridge yet.... -
WTF!!Originally posted by pervertboi:3 bears came home after a hunting trip:
'Somebody has been eating my porridge,' said Father Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge too,' said Brother Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge and eaten it all up,' cried Baby Bear.
Mama Bear:
F.ucking chee bye i haven't cook the f,ucking porridge yet....
damn funny!
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HAHAHHAHA
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lol..miracle..FI haven close this thread..
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_l_ HAHAHAHAHAHOriginally posted by pervertboi:3 bears came home after a hunting trip:
'Somebody has been eating my porridge,' said Father Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge too,' said Brother Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge and eaten it all up,' cried Baby Bear.
Mama Bear:
F.ucking chee bye i haven't cook the f,ucking porridge yet.... -
Xiao Bai + Xiao Bai = ?
Little White Rabbit (Xiao Bai 2) -
Originally posted by pervertboi:3 bears came home after a hunting trip:
'Somebody has been eating my porridge,' said Father Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge too,' said Brother Bear. 'Somebody has been eating my porridge and eaten it all up,' cried Baby Bear.
Mama Bear:
F.ucking chee bye i haven't cook the f,ucking porridge yet.... -
Her Side of the Story:
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He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk a bit more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no.
But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back
home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know, he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me.
We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say it's all over between us.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, he responded to my
advances. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.
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His Side of the Story:
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Nabei! Man U lost to Arsenal!!! -
lame jokes i like
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poor girlOriginally posted by 798:Her Side of the Story:
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He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk a bit more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no.
But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back
home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know, he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me.
We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say it's all over between us.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, he responded to my
advances. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.
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His Side of the Story:
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Nabei! Man U lost to Arsenal!!!