http://www.patheticpersonals.com/funnyquotes.shtml1. I believe in the saying of " its not what is on theoutside of a person but it is what is in the inside that really cunts" .
2. When not pregnant, I like the bar scene but not too often.
3. Friends thrust me because i am worth it
4. favorite things: watching a thunderstorm front move in; licking chocholate batter from the bowel; drinking Tarantula while floating on the lake with friends.
5. Im a kind of guy that moist girls wouldnt think of.
6. Hello, I do nit like one night stands, I don't like people talking sexy to me that makes me sick, im biosexual
7. I have not seriously dated a woman since I was shot in 1999.
8. I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMMER THAT EVERYONE ENJOY'S.
9. I guess the most important thing is that i need to find someone that likes me. Without that, the relationship goes nowhere.
10. I liek to laugh and giggle. I am not much a joking person
11. I like outdoor activities as well as indoor activites
12. My idea of a perfect day with someone is getting a thermos of hot coffee and going out to the shooting range for some practice.
13. i'm not a control freak i don't care what you do as long as your a faithful person and don't cheat. one thing you should know i'm in trouble with the law for dwi's but that dosen't make me a bad person. i'm trying to change.
14. I AM RESPONSIBLE IN ALL WAYS NEEDED, BUT I ALWAYS LIVE LIFE TO ITS LIMITATIONS!!!!!!
15. My friends like to come when they have problems
16. So in real life I like to fine my solemate to haveand to hole forever.
17. I prefer a man with no gold in his mouth but I can deal with one or two especially if they're pullouts.
Now for
my personal ad.
About me:
I am an ordinary man, with average height and build. My face is normal-normal only.
Strength: When I see women, they are usually coming. When I call them on the phone, they will definitely come. Sometimes they come to find me on the internet. Strangely if I just think of their names, they will come also.
Very coincidental right? I seem to have a lot of visitors come.
Weakness: See above
Now come PM me now if you want to know more!!! 