Equations between...
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*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can't find her man.
*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. -
got one universal eqaution boh?
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This joke has been posted so many times already. Close this thread please.
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I don't think it belongs in Jokes Forum. It's not at all funny. I think with it being in Chit Chat wouldn't be out of place.Originally posted by aku1b0d0:This joke has been posted so many times already. Close this thread please.
And this kinda thread belongs in Joke Forum.
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FI don't like repeat threads... FIFI will be mad...
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Believe me, this thread belongs in Jokes Forum. I've been here longer.Originally posted by trendz:I don't think it belongs in Jokes Forum. It's not at all funny. I think with it being in Chit Chat wouldn't be out of place. -
nvm... me haven seen yet.... wahahahaOriginally posted by aku1b0d0:This joke has been posted so many times already. Close this thread please.
And this kinda thread belongs in Joke Forum. -
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=195865Originally posted by sunny6110:nvm... me haven seen yet.... wahahaha
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=200837
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I mean I wun go and dig out old threads...Originally posted by aku1b0d0: -
dig? we call it 'search'. and u dont have the rights to dig out old threads, but u have the rights to bring back old threads for disscussion. u cannot dig up old threads for fun.Originally posted by sunny6110:I mean I wun go and dig out old threads... -
does tat matters? I'm not here for a language lessonOriginally posted by aku1b0d0:dig? we call it 'search'. and u dont have the rights to dig out old threads, but u have the rights to bring back old threads for disscussion. u cannot dig up old threads for fun.
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no wonder why your english sucks c0ck.Originally posted by sunny6110:does tat matters? I'm not here for a language lesson
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aiyo.. chill lah you two.Originally posted by aku1b0d0:no wonder why your english sucks c0ck.
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u been here longer than me? hahaa... even compare to me u still short... =pOriginally posted by aku1b0d0:Believe me, this thread belongs in Jokes Forum. I've been here longer. -
not u la aiyoh =.="Originally posted by Hocklez:u been here longer than me? hahaa... even compare to me u still short... =p -
Honey.. it doesn't matter who's been here longer, the main thing is understanding the words, and if you did.. you wouldn't label it as a joke.. no one's forcing you to read it anyway.Originally posted by aku1b0d0:Believe me, this thread belongs in Jokes Forum. I've been here longer. -
It's not about reading it, it's about which forum it's in. It's not about who's here longer, but who understands this forum more.Originally posted by b3cky:Honey.. it doesn't matter who's been here longer, the main thing is understanding the words, and if you did.. you wouldn't label it as a joke.. no one's forcing you to read it anyway.
Now STHU. -
Mature sweetie.. very mature
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i'm a teenager.Originally posted by b3cky:Mature sweetie.. very mature -
U should know that he's a easily irritated kid...Originally posted by b3cky:Mature sweetie.. very mature
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Of course I'm easily irritated, provided there's horny idiots begging for me to get angry.Originally posted by sunny6110:U should know that he's a easily irritated kid...
ignoring him is the best option -
Totally agree.Originally posted by sunny6110:U should know that he's a easily irritated kid...
ignoring him is the best option -
lol aku1b0d0 always like that one... that time i dunno write what then he angry... even if someone have no intention of making him angry, he also angry...Originally posted by sunny6110:U should know that he's a easily irritated kid...
ignoring him is the best option
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General form isOriginally posted by orionlight:got one universal eqaution boh?
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but the threads already expired.Originally posted by aku1b0d0: