Tomorrow is Vanstine Day! Here are some uniquely Singaporean lurf poems:
AH BENGÂ’S VALENTINE
Roses are red
Bluebirds are blue
If you dun pak tor with me
I will hoot you
T T DURAIÂ’S VALENTINE
My pay was high
My tap was gold
IÂ’m now looking for love
For when IÂ’m paroled
SENIOR MINISTERÂ’S VALENTINE
My darling Wife
No ifs, ands, or buts
Please donÂ’t say anything
About which you know nuts
ELITE BLOGGERÂ’S VALENTINE
Red is my rose
White is my lace
Please get out of my
Elite uncaring face
SINGAPORE GIRLÂ’S VALENTINE
Chicken or beef?
Red wine or sherry?
Sir, youÂ’re a foreigner?
Come, let us marry!
THAKSINÂ’S VALENTINE
The price I paid for your love
Was more than your money could buy
So why not throw in a P.R.
Since now I canÂ’t be Thai?
AN ELDERLY POLITICIANÂ’S VALENTINE
My flag is half red
My windcheater blue
If you donÂ’t say you love me
I will sue you
AN ELDERLY POLITICIANÂ’S SONÂ’S VALENTINE
Darling, you wear the pants
And that to me is just fine
But really, must the pants that you wear
Also have to be mine?
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