Who actually dislike meeting their relatives durin CNY ?
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That why i never visit relatives..
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me too!Originally posted by monkeybusiness:me
go for the sake of going and ang bao only
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i only see my relative during CNY or funeral....sad....
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i go for the sake of angpow n since they want to see me..
becos usually...got gathering or christmas.. i didnt go -
Sometimes the parents of the "elite child" also bluff one lah... They say the child got this got that, just for the sake of "face". I hate parents who "overpraise" their child, unless the child is really very good.Originally posted by MyPillowTalks:me dun really like visit
cos:
they:HI!! hen jiu mei you see u liao
me: hanor
they:nah, ur angpow
me:tyty
they: how;s ur school?
me: good
they: results?
me: bad
they: HUH?? WHY?? MY SON U NOE HOR! A1 LEA! UU NOE HIS SCHIENCE HOR, WHAR DAM POWER, 2ND IN CLASS LEA!.....(can continue for god nows how long)
Even if my results are bad, I won't admit it, once again because of "face". Once you say you have bad results, your relatives will look down on you... Hence, regardless of good grades or bad grades, I will just say "so-so lah", "like that lor", "same lah same lah", etc. -
i BET i'm the one who ABHORS seeing relatives MOST!!!
i hate seeing my relatives la.. from both maternal and paternal sides.. damn it man i'd love to just DISAPPEAR from their lives.. so many things i dislike about them.. lemme share some stuff..
PATERNAL SIDE
me: ... (ignores the whole bunch of ppl coming into my house)
everyone else: @*$%#$%&# (makes a lot of noise, disturbing the serenity of the quiet atmosphere which makes my house extremely comfortable and alluring)
me: mom, i'll be in my room.. dun disturb me.. i'm locking the door dun let anyone in..
mom: cannot ah.. #%#^#^&%(gibberish)
me: (ignores mom AS WELL)
uncles and aunts: ai yo come come eat eat!! (finishing all the scallops on the vege and desperately making sure there's no more abalone for me or any shreds of crab meat in the soup)
me: ... there's only vege and rice left.. guess the stash of instant noodles in my room will do..
cousins: wahs why stay in the room and play computer? come out lea come out.. study in top jc become too good for us already is it? dun loner la.. cannot snobbish you know? ppl will dislike you..
me: ... (wishing very much for them to f*** off)
everyone else: very smart hor.. top jc yada yada.. (eating as much as they can and demand for more)
that's not everything.. situations differ from time to time.. but i seriously hate them all.. HATE!!
MATERNAL SIDE
aunts: ai yoooo (multi-level marketing lingo)
me: (watches tv silently, wishing to be in the refuge of my own home) <-- i'm at another relative's home
aunt: ai yoooo very handsome hor.. i tell you ahh family he is the only boy that can study in university lor.. no girlfriend right? my daughter very nice i give you.. ey you date my daughter i pay you 300 dollars every date on bo?
other aunt: ahh good good.. tell you ah your eight anagrams (the divination shit) and her's very compatible la.. date her la.. k later your brother fetch her home (my bro drives) ey girl girl later your brother-in-law fetch you home ah... ai yo so good.. so handsome.. you want be doctor anot? our family must have doctor..
me: ... i wanna study law.. in britain..
aunt: EY LAW NO GOOD!! always get mixed up with rubbish one.. (critism extends) medicine la.. be doctor good.. doctor ahh! doctor good..
me: ...
irksome... hypocritic.. i hate hypocrites.. intolerable.. basically all these family gatherings are to get together and show off.. sheesh!! they say it's to bond and stuff.. but all the old ppl are left alone.. for instance, my grandparents are left alone elsewhere when the aunts sit together to gossip and stuff.. worse when it's at my home.. my grandma acts as the waiter for these idiots.. sheesh!!! i HATE these ppl.. there're here making a din as we speak.. the cacophony is ear-piercing.. spare me!! i hate relatives.[/b] -
Wah... If I'm in your shoe I will be so flattered..... (Top JC, handsome face, going to university, who don't love?)Originally posted by blue_crimson_89:aunt: ai yoooo very handsome hor.. i tell you ahh family he is the only boy that can study in university lor.. no girlfriend right? my daughter very nice i give you.. ey you date my daughter i pay you 300 dollars every date on bo?
other aunt: ahh good good.. tell you ah your eight anagrams (the divination shit) and her's very compatible la.. date her la.. k later your brother fetch her home (my bro drives) ey girl girl later your brother-in-law fetch you home ah... ai yo so good.. so handsome.. you want be doctor anot? our family must have doctor..
Just tell them lah... "I got a lot of girlfriends already. If your gal wanna date me, ask her to get a queue number. And I cannot guarantee that she will get a chance to date me... I'm very busy one..."
Or better still, to cut off all ties with these people, just tell them "Sorry. I'm gay"... -
Originally posted by blue_crimson_89:
WOW. what kind of relatives are they?
i BET i'm the one who ABHORS seeing relatives MOST!!!
i hate seeing my relatives la.. from both maternal and paternal sides.. damn it man i'd love to just DISAPPEAR from their lives.. so many things i dislike about them.. lemme share some stuff..
[b]PATERNAL SIDE
irksome... hypocritic.. i hate hypocrites.. intolerable.. basically all these family gatherings are to get together and show off.. sheesh!! they say it's to bond and stuff.. but all the old ppl are left alone.. for instance, my grandparents are left alone elsewhere when the aunts sit together to gossip and stuff.. worse when it's at my home.. my grandma acts as the waiter for these idiots.. sheesh!!! i HATE these ppl.. there're here making a din as we speak.. the cacophony is ear-piercing.. spare me!! i hate relatives.[/b][/b]
the daughter part sucks
what pay 300 dollars? i'd be disgusted if i were you.
if i were you, i'd do what authmncs had suggested.
or tell them, "You give me free (the daughter) i also dont want" -
LOL..
I just came back after an interview by them..
Me sitting at a corner enjoying bak kwa..
Then suddendly my aunt came and interview me..
Aunt : Wah , so long nv see u liao become so handsome.. [ nv seen them for 1 yrs plus , NS made me slim down alot ]
Me : Where got..
Aunt : Last time u very fat fat de -.-"
Me : Oh is it?
Aunt : So what are u doin now? studying?
Me : Serving NS..
Aunt : I see , when ORD?
Me : Dec this year..
Aunt : So wad ur plan after ORD?
Me : Wait till ORD den decide..
*Suddendly my mum came and told her my elder bro have receive a letter from NTU asking him to register after finish his poly.
Mum : Wasted , my elder son said that he prefer nt to study till uni coz he is already stress on those poly modules.
And so , the registration period have pass le..
Aunt : Why u nv encourage him to carry on study.
Mum : I let him decide loh , he 22 tis year and still haven serve NS yet...
Wait after he serve finish le den say bah..
Aunt : I see , I see..
*Back to Me again*
Aunt : What is ur education lvl?
Me : Nitec -.-
Aunt : So are u intending to carry on studying after ORD or wad?
Me : *Thinking* Why the same question again?
Me : Ehh.. Dunno leh..
Aunt : Ah boy , life cannot be lidat , in sg , u nid at least a diploma cert just like ur bro to survive in the society..
Me : *Smiling*
Aunt : Promise me u must carry on study after u ord ar..
Me : See 1st , coz I dun really like to study..
Aunt : *Giving me some kind of face*
Aunt : Here ur ang pow.. Shen ti jian kang..
Me : Geez , thx and gong xi fa cai.. -
i bet Ito doesnt bother or even celebrates CNY.. hes a hikikomori!!
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im in for the food and money only
those relatives see me will ask:
how come u slim down liao?(most anuties)
ORD le mah?
Got GF mah?(everyone)
wat u doing now?
earn alot bo?
got free time must join us for the gathering.(hate going to the gathering )
and so on..... -
I don't really like some of my relatives... Some of them super showoff...
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Originally posted by blue_crimson_89:
should tell them you want to study politic mah
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me: ... i wanna study law.. in britain..
aunt: EY LAW NO GOOD!! always get mixed up with rubbish one.. (critism extends) medicine la.. be doctor good.. doctor ahh! doctor good..
then can earn millions of pay per year. -
Look like most BROs here have the same problem as me. Currently right now still got relatives in my house....TV and those gambling noise blasting out loud and i'm in my room hoping that they can go off soon.
Guess what? Most likely my parents will ask me to go vaccum the living room...sianz. What a boring repeating CNY......
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Depends on which relative lor. My 2nd cousins are great fun.......
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you won't say that if you had mine.. today my cousin did the following to me.. irritating..
cousin: ey i heard that you wanna study law hor..
me: yea..
cousin: *laughs*
me: what's so funny.. (piqued)
cousin: no la no la.. den your english must be really good la..
me: so so..
cousin: hai ya i tell u ah.. ppl in law ah ALL VERY BAD ONE..
me: .. (eats steamboat)
cousin: they all ah.. always go for PARTIES one.. those gala gala kind to get connections etc. den very bad.. very unfaithful to family etc.
me: oh.. i see.. k..
cousin: (senses my displeasure at her remarks) so ah.. aunt later wanna drink the booze i bought?
aunt: ! what you say is true ah? omg den how ah~~ ai yo your english can make it anot ah? den your gp? jc is gp hor? gp good anot? must get straight A's den can one lea.. with the current bidding system for university admission, courses like law SURE need good grades one.. <-- to those unfamiliar, it means you have to bid for the course you desire using a point system derived from your GPA score if you're from poly and your A level grade if you're from jc..
me: can la.. more or less..
aunt and cousin combo-s to perturb me.. geez.. -
i have one ex literature teacher in my school last time, he was humorous, here how he approch the trouble:Originally posted by blue_crimson_89:you won't say that if you had mine.. today my cousin did the following to me.. irritating..
cousin: ey i heard that you wanna study law hor..
me: yea..
cousin: *laughs*
me: what's so funny.. (piqued)
cousin: no la no la.. den your english must be really good la..
me: so so..
cousin: hai ya i tell u ah.. ppl in law ah ALL VERY BAD ONE..
me: .. (eats steamboat)
cousin: they all ah.. always go for PARTIES one.. those gala gala kind to get connections etc. den very bad.. very unfaithful to family etc.
me: oh.. i see.. k..
cousin: (senses my displeasure at her remarks) so ah.. aunt later wanna drink the booze i bought?
aunt: ! what you say is true ah? omg den how ah~~ ai yo your english can make it anot ah? den your gp? jc is gp hor? gp good anot? must get straight A's den can one lea.. with the current bidding system for university admission, courses like law SURE need good grades one.. <-- to those unfamiliar, it means you have to bid for the course you desire using a point system derived from your GPA score if you're from poly and your A level grade if you're from jc..
me: can la.. more or less..
aunt and cousin combo-s to perturb me.. geez..
relative: aiyooooo.......ur u get A2 for sci nia?
me: hanor
realtiive: cannot lar, my ah boy hor, everyyear A1 one lea...
me: sho good
relative: how bout ur maths?
me:fail
relative: wad???!!
me :fail
relative: WWADD??!!!
now, his approch comes in:
AAHHHH!!!! *pour steamboat soup on tht relative*