whats the best way to get MC?

• dunnowat

  6 Mar 07, 20:40

  stomachache?
  headache?
  sh*t?
• FireIce

  6 Mar 07, 20:41

  doctor, doctor, da yi ma come, cramp bery pain........
• snop_coolz

  6 Mar 07, 20:41

  actually hor.....
  
  break ur legs... longest..+ comfirm Mc
  
  lol..ok lar..headach..since its smth the doc cannot comfirm..
• Hogzilla

  6 Mar 07, 20:43

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  doctor, doctor, da yi ma come, cramp bery pain........

  That is women exclusively......
  
  My frd is a diarrhea king, you guess leh?
• decemberflower

  6 Mar 07, 20:43

  say chest v pain cant breath properly then you came back halfway from sch :]
  
  sure got mc, plus no need pay for flu etc medicine
  
• dunnowat

  6 Mar 07, 20:48

  i always say diarrhoea but i wanna try sumth else
  how to say headache? must act? say migrain?
• MrAlson

  6 Mar 07, 20:51

  Say Gastric Pain . . . cannt check out 1. . .
  
  or even better. . . If e doctor ask u where u not feeling well, tell him u dont know whats wrong with you, if not why need to see doctor >.<
• MyPillowTalks

  6 Mar 07, 21:13

  wwhar, pillow pro at this:
  
  COUGH:
  cough and cough, then when doctor ask, u, say ytd, while sleeping will cough, a bit phlegm, then while toking to doctor, must cough.
  
  Stomachache:
  walk slowly into the doc's room, upon, entering a few steps, say: whar, wait, i go toilet......come back say got diarroah.....
  
  
• thoreldan

  6 Mar 07, 21:25

  i always use stiff neck.
  
  then geh geh ask doctor what to take note...which pillow to buy...which sleeping position to adopt.
  
  then when doc ask me to tilt or turn my head...i will give him ' i cant do it look'
• Jookie

  6 Mar 07, 21:30

  Use the old trick, drink hot water 5-10 minutes before go in. Claim yourself feel dizzy. Now you're officially fever.....
  
  
• UandMe

  6 Mar 07, 21:40

  Nowadays private clinic docs will usually give u mc automatically.
  
  Too much competition, if dun give everyone will just go next door.
• stookie

  6 Mar 07, 21:44

  say got mental illness n u feel like killing people lor...
• Eric Cartman

  6 Mar 07, 21:44

  stomachache, diahrea'd 4 times today
• Artiwizoras

  6 Mar 07, 22:10

  Step 1 - Go Polyclinics or at least thats what I think it is spelt as.
  
  Step 2 - Say headache and claim giddiness
  
  Step 3 - Ask for MC
  
  Step 4 - Be onyou way home
  
  at a cheap price of $5 i think... lol...
• stookee

  6 Mar 07, 22:32

  Originally posted by Artiwizoras:

  Step 1 - Go Polyclinics or at least thats what I think it is spelt as.
  
  Step 2 - Say headache and claim giddiness
  
  Step 3 - Ask for MC
  
  Step 4 - Be onyou way home
  
  at a cheap price of $5 i think... lol...

  sometimes have to endure long queues at polyclinics
• ifish

  6 Mar 07, 22:40

  Originally posted by stookee:

  sometimes have to endure long queues at polyclinics

  go at opening hours.. lesser ppl
• Cool-gal

  6 Mar 07, 23:10

  lao sai!
• RvnRooRon84

  6 Mar 07, 23:16

  You have 20 digits on both hands and legs right..
  
  Every digit once broken can get at least 3 weeks MC..you go break all 20 digit by digit la..den can get 60 weeks MC..can chobolan for more then 1 year liao..
• wh|te_@ng3|

  6 Mar 07, 23:16

  Migraine!!!
• MohamedF

  6 Mar 07, 23:17

  Print own MC... my friend did it for 3 years in poly and still didn't get caught...
• stan.

  6 Mar 07, 23:18

  slit your wrist.
• mr_sotong

  6 Mar 07, 23:19

  i almost wanted to pour hot water on my arm in order to keng for mc during my ns..
• FireIce

  6 Mar 07, 23:21

  Originally posted by stan.:

  slit your wrist.

  this is get DC, not MC
• DarkDestiny

  6 Mar 07, 23:25

  eh... go polyclinic ^^ price ish less than 10 dollars.. juz say stomache pain.. then take mc.. doctor nv gibb ask for it...^^ i go there almost once every week^^ i think i saw all the doctor there b4 lerh ^^
• secretliker

  6 Mar 07, 23:41

  Buy a book of empty MCs, write them yourself.