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Originally posted by mr_sotong:he going to become monk in a haunted island..
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ya hor. forgotten about those. somemore paper colour is a little yellow. if like that happen on my tablet PC, i must be facing difficulty watching titanic.Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:Possible lah.. You see those lines hor, starting is thick thick, ending is thin thin.. Sure is pen and paper de.
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that's right, was looking for that pic...
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
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rest in peace..Originally posted by toyota-corolla: -
so fast he die liao har?Originally posted by mr_sotong:rest in peace.. 
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jus in case he kanna dunk inside water..Originally posted by toyota-corolla:so fast he die liao har? -
y not?Originally posted by toyota-corolla:that impossible.
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Being eaten up by a lady who stay at that island..Originally posted by toyota-corolla:so fast he die liao har? -
Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:Being eaten up by a lady who stay at that island..
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all soon gonna end up like him also
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Originally posted by mr_sotong:jus in case he kanna dunk inside water..
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u all dun curse wingy can or notch?
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possible la. but didnt notice. as the background is slight yellow.Originally posted by laurence82:y not? -
exclude me..Originally posted by laurence82:all soon gonna end up like him also -
so what!?Originally posted by laurence82:all soon gonna end up like him also 
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i was at the markt this morning
saw sotong
tempted to buy
but i lazy to cook
so i didn't buy
just wash
put some salt and pepper
put in toaster and toast
come out like grilled sotong
bery nice to eat one -
then long time no do, at night will have discharge
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Lolx.Originally posted by mr_sotong:exclude me.. -
hiz guys, MIA for quite a few weeks liao
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long time no see monkey liao..
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These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?"
>>MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
>>replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
>>said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
>>panties. Mine say five to six ."
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>>STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love
>>you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
>>bedroom window."
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>>BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She
>>tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
>>frustration, her
>>Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it
>>for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
>>know it's me?"
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>>SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
>>"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my
>>teeth cough."
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>>DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
>>much do I cost?"
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>>MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
>>hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off
>>them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
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>>CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his
>>Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know
>>what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my
>>wife fit in?"
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>>JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The
>>man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
>>city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned,
>>James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
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>>TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
>>rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for
>>a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
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>>The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular
>>Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
>>extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
>>face. "Without you, we are but Dust..." He would have continued
>>but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening
>>leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four
>>year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?" -
Originally posted by mr_sotong:long time no see monkey liao..
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not this 1 la..Originally posted by laurence82: -
long time no see fifi liao