How to Impress a Woman
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* STEP 1: Ask her about herself, her ambitions, her life. Be interested. It's a rare woman who wants to sit around all night listening to a man talk about himself. And the more you try to impress her with your tales of adventure, the less impressed she'll be.
* STEP 2: Be presentable. Women are notorious accessorizers, and whether she'll admit it to you or not, you are an accessory. Other women will judge her on her choice. A clean, good-smelling man with well-fitting clothes is a real prize.
* STEP 3: Make eye contact. A lot. And smile - in a friendly way. Don't leer.
* STEP 4: Be a gentleman. It's a myth that chivalry is dead, right? There are just a few women out there messing it up for the rest of us who really do like to have doors held open for us.
* STEP 5: Learn to dance. Women will flock to you - all of them will be impressed.
* STEP 6: Be funny without being crude. It's an art.
* STEP 7: Compliment her. Notice her shoes or her watch - something that shows you're paying attention. We'll change our clothes six times before we leave the house; it's nice to find someone who appreciates the final choice.
* STEP 8: It's hard for a woman not to be impressed with a man who is impressed with her. If you really like her, tell her so. You don't have to make a big deal about it, just let her know you admire her.
Tips & Warnings
* Don't stare at her - or other women.
* Don't guide her around a room. The hand-on-the-elbow steering technique is very annoying. The hand-on-the-small-of-the-back technique is usually too intimate. -
Yeah... you didn't write it hor?
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Originally posted by Quinsy:Yeah... you didn't write it hor?
my braincells are not that active yet to write this
and i read enough books like men are mars, woman are venus
to tell me the do and don't in a date! -
ROFLOriginally posted by allentyb:
my braincells are not that active yet to write this
and i read enough books like men are mars, woman are venus
to tell me the do and don't in a date! -
How in impress a women in Singapore.
Step 1 - Drive a decent car.
Step 2 - Wear some gold stuff on your body, make sure it's thick enough.
Step 3 - Make sure your watch is branded.(Rolex/V.Constantin/Patek Philippe/Piaget..... etc)
Step 4 - Make her feel that you never run out of cash.
Step 5 - Live in condo, or even better, bungalow.
That will sure impress them. -
well saidOriginally posted by mochou:How in impress a women in Singapore.
Step 1 - Drive a decent car.
Step 2 - Wear some gold stuff on your body, make sure it's thick enough.
Step 3 - Make sure your watch is branded.(Rolex/V.Constantin/Patek Philippe/Piaget..... etc)
Step 4 - Make her feel that you never run out of cash.
Step 5 - Live in condo, or even better, bungalow.
That will sure impress them.
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that bad mehOriginally posted by mochou:How in impress a women in Singapore.
Step 1 - Drive a decent car.
Step 2 - Wear some gold stuff on your body, make sure it's thick enough.
Step 3 - Make sure your watch is branded.(Rolex/V.Constantin/Patek Philippe/Piaget..... etc)
Step 4 - Make her feel that you never run out of cash.
Step 5 - Live in condo, or even better, bungalow.
That will sure impress them. -
X2Originally posted by Quinsy:ROFL -
Right.
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it says must maintain eye contact, and emphasize on "a lot" then say cannot stare, so wtf?
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Last point. be great in bed.
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Normally, I just whip out my ten-incher and all of them will be impressedOriginally posted by allentyb:* STEP 1: Ask her about herself, her ambitions, her life. Be interested. It's a rare woman who wants to sit around all night listening to a man talk about himself. And the more you try to impress her with your tales of adventure, the less impressed she'll be.
* STEP 2: Be presentable. Women are notorious accessorizers, and whether she'll admit it to you or not, you are an accessory. Other women will judge her on her choice. A clean, good-smelling man with well-fitting clothes is a real prize.
* STEP 3: Make eye contact. A lot. And smile - in a friendly way. Don't leer.
* STEP 4: Be a gentleman. It's a myth that chivalry is dead, right? There are just a few women out there messing it up for the rest of us who really do like to have doors held open for us.
* STEP 5: Learn to dance. Women will flock to you - all of them will be impressed.
* STEP 6: Be funny without being crude. It's an art.
* STEP 7: Compliment her. Notice her shoes or her watch - something that shows you're paying attention. We'll change our clothes six times before we leave the house; it's nice to find someone who appreciates the final choice.
* STEP 8: It's hard for a woman not to be impressed with a man who is impressed with her. If you really like her, tell her so. You don't have to make a big deal about it, just let her know you admire her.
Tips & Warnings
* Don't stare at her - or other women.
* Don't guide her around a room. The hand-on-the-elbow steering technique is very annoying. The hand-on-the-small-of-the-back technique is usually too intimate. -
nice legs u have.Originally posted by kecang_puteh:Normally, I just whip out my ten-incher and all of them will be impressed -
Only agree with the above. A entertaining read thoughOriginally posted by allentyb:* STEP 3: Make eye contact. A lot. And smile - in a friendly way. Don't leer.
* STEP 5: Learn to dance. Women will flock to you - all of them will be impressed.
* STEP 6: Be funny without being crude. It's an art. .
Some women are so used to being admired that it's nothing to them (and abuse it too). Such women are a big turn off. -
$$ work wondersOriginally posted by mochou:How in impress a women in Singapore.
Step 1 - Drive a decent car.
Step 2 - Wear some gold stuff on your body, make sure it's thick enough.
Step 3 - Make sure your watch is branded.(Rolex/V.Constantin/Patek Philippe/Piaget..... etc)
Step 4 - Make her feel that you never run out of cash.
Step 5 - Live in condo, or even better, bungalow.
That will sure impress them.
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Thxs for the info......
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THE ONE RULE YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW.
Don't be an asshole. -
ok I will try
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simpler version
How to Impress a Woman
1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
How to Impress a Man
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food. -
Originally posted by allentyb:How to Impress a Man
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food. -
Originally posted by allentyb:simpler version
How to Impress a Woman
1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
How to Impress a Man
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food. -
1) Appeal to all the senses. Choose clothing with soft fabrics that invite the sense of touch, wear fragnances that entice the sense of smell, speak with a sensuous voice and use words that are pleasent to hear, and maintain a well-groomed appearance that is pleasing to the eye.
2) Maintain a positive outlook towards life. Who wants to be around a person who is full of gloom and doom?
3) Make the most of what you have, both physically and mentally. Emphasise your best features while downplaying undesirable traits.
4) Project confidence without intimidating others. Know and believe in yourself without being a know-it-all.
5) Be original. Your differences from others may be the very things that make you irresistible to the opposite sex. Don't be a carbon copy of someone else.
6) Learn how to make members of the opposite sex feel good about themselves by taking an interest in their lives and aspirations.
7) Leave a little something to the imagination. Don't bare all or tell all immediately. An air of mystery can create greater interest in a person. -
Dating Older Women
EXPLORE
Accept that this relationship, however serious, will be built less on common ground and more on exploring new territory. Don't expect your date to enjoy your talks about party and friends for along time, she will want to relax with a drink. That means you need to change the topic of discussion. Ask her questions about her job, her hobbies, what type of music she likes. Even though, it will not make much sense to you, look engrossed and don't be discouraged if you can't find common ground. You are after all young and you are supposed to know only what you've experienced so far. So what if she's a gardening enthusiast, but you know nothing about it? Ask her to gift you some plants for keepsake and that you promise to nurture the plants according to her gardening tips.
FORGET YOUR GAMES
If you end up in a relationship with an older woman, then the only time you should be playing games is when you turn on your laptop. Forget all the high school dating rules in order to make yourself look cool. The solution is simple: Just act your age and like you feel, not how you think you should according to some dating protocols you were taught by friends in college. If you feel attracted to her, tell her.
If you have the urge to call her, do it. Since an older woman is more likely to be further along in her career than you are, she may insist on paying most of the time, be comfortable about this. But do be a gentleman and offer to buy dinner.
BE COOL
Be prepared to handle comments. Many relationships of younger men and older women have been talked about for a long long time now, but yet such relationships does arouse a lot of curiosity. You'll have to deal with looks and remarks from friends, family, and even strangers. But if you do manage not to stumble by the comments, you'll not only cope, you'll impress your lady with your maturity and charm. If somebody can't help but glare at you and your lady for the obvious reasons, be witty and smoothly say something like, "I don't blame you for staring. She's beautiful, isn't she?"
DON'T DISCUSS AGE
Agreed the lady you are dating is smart, confident and mature but be certain she'll not like her age being mentioned at any given time. You know how women are touchy about their age! She might feel you are subtly reminding her of the age difference between the two of you and that could make her uncomfortable. Please, for heaven's sake avoid a comment like, "Don't we get along so well, despite our age differences". Besides, it's your personalities, not your birthday candles, that are compatible - and that's where you should concentrate. Don't you make the mistake of asking the question like, "Did your town/city have electricity when you were a little girl?"
BE YOURSELF
Remember, she is dating you because she likes you. She obviously had a choice of dating anyone of her age but she didn't. So don't pressure yourself to act more mature. Maybe, she's attracted to you because you are young and have a open mind. You offer spontaneity and fun. -
MOST important:
Tongue must be LONG!!!!