What Dishes Would You Feed Your Enemy?

• Conner MacDermott

  6 Apr 07, 21:11

  Depends.
  
  If he/she is in a pathetic state and is begging me for food, I may consider bringing him/her to an eatery first and buying him/her nescessities to last for some time. But, it depends on why we became enemies in the first place, and whether the situation warrants it.
• snobbish

  6 Apr 07, 21:14

  Originally posted by sunny6110:

  i tink i"ll feed my enemy wif snobbish...
  
  One stone kill two birds

  
• snobbish

  6 Apr 07, 21:15

  Originally posted by furb:

  Appetizer:
  Stale Sandwich with live mealworms, live earthworms and 6 months overdue mayonnaise as sandwich ingredient.
  
  Main Course:
  Live Rats chopped up on the spot for extra freshness, sprinkled with dead cockroaches as garnishing with rotten fish eyeballs at the side of plate for decoration.
  
  Dessert/Drink:
  Raw monkey brain that are left at room temperature for 3 days. Serve with 1.5 litres homemade tonic wine with a taste of dettol (500ml only) for extra delight. Ingredient in the tonic wine are lion beer (Urine), live lizard, live rat, live small cockroach and rotten shrimps that are sealed in a bottle and left alone for 1 month before serving.

  you really win man LOL
• mr_sotong

  6 Apr 07, 21:16

  who wan to eat me?
• pervertboi

  6 Apr 07, 21:16

  Originally posted by ifish:

  cai png

  sai png...
• SumOne

  6 Apr 07, 21:18

  Here's a suggestion;
  
  Serve your enemy the best food possible. Caviar, shark's fin, grilled steak, fresh sashimi. For dessert, let it be ice-cream, bird's next, extra rich pudding.
  
  And all the while, give as wicked a smile as possible, or as big a grin as possible.
  
  If that person really hates you, he or she might even be suspicious towards to you. To the point that they can't even enjoy the food. Who knows, they may even be paranoid about you poisoning their food.
• snobbish

  6 Apr 07, 21:27

  Originally posted by mr_sotong:

  who wan to eat me?

  Half alive Sotong marinated with smelly bean curd,stuffed with rabbit droppings and on the side is golden eggs(eggs left in the sun for 1month)
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  6 Apr 07, 21:41

  Cai Png with a tinge of Cyanide.
• alexkusu

  6 Apr 07, 22:06

  Serve snobbish's sauteed pet dog
• crabx

  6 Apr 07, 22:15

  Originally posted by ifish:

  cai png

  free one? got poison? what dish?
  
  i want i want!!!!
• SingaporeMacross

  6 Apr 07, 22:19

  Revenge. Served cold of course.
• snobbish

  6 Apr 07, 22:43

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  Serve snobbish's sauteed pet dog

  steak of alexkusu's thigh,medium rare,on the side is maggots salad..
  Dessert is alexkusu's thumb topped with ants,served chilled
• Ito_^

  6 Apr 07, 22:46

  hot steamy shit.
• mamamamama

  6 Apr 07, 22:53

  some old aunty's nasi kang kang.
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  6 Apr 07, 22:54

  Originally posted by mamamamama:

  some old aunty's nasi kang kang.

  
• mystee

  6 Apr 07, 23:11

  Originally posted by feb31:

  armpit juice

  cant imagine u can think of tat..
• Lorry`

  7 Apr 07, 00:29

  cai png that is already chao sng
  
  i'll also heat it up for him/her
• Unidentified

  7 Apr 07, 00:36

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  i will feed him with air , no food
  see how long can he last
  
  btw isnt this suppose to be in food forum

  i chage my mind , i'll tie him up and feed him with 5 star hotel standard delicacy
  Man Han Quan Xi , abalone , shark fin , scallop etc
  
  relax , no poison no laxative
  
  He will start wondering wat kind of poison in there where there actually not.
  isnt this more efficient then poison ?
• GoOdOnE

  7 Apr 07, 01:02

  sianz u all waste money on ur enemy for wat
  for mi it's simple
  just one word
  S.H.I.I.T
• Xephone_xenon

  7 Apr 07, 02:32

  So easy.
  
  Appetizer
  Find his gf. Let him see her gf kana rape by 100bangala. Then hire surgeon to cut off his gf b00bs and pu55y. Deep fry the b00bs and pu55y. Then ask bangala to pull off his gf pubic hair. Then put pubic hair on top of the deep fried boobs as decorations.
  
  Maincourse
  Find his mother and father. Cut off their head. Then take out eyeball, cut off nose, cut off year, cup off lips, pluck out teeths. All mix together then cut his father lanjiao and squeeze out the sperm as gravy. Then dig his mother pu55y for egg to act as gravy also.
  
  Desert
  Cut off your enemy lanjiao,lanpa. Put inside fridge make like mango pudding let him eat. Then when you serving like, cut off one of his nipple for decorations. Then cut off the person middle and index finger. Ask the guy use it as his chopsticks.
  
  Like that can?
  
  
• omgukilledkenny

  7 Apr 07, 02:38

  make him eat himself
• Quinsy

  7 Apr 07, 02:40

  Meat, the flesh of his/her loved ones.
• UrAdog

  7 Apr 07, 02:56

  give tt person eat alot cum shoot by many many ppl.
• jeremylmh

  7 Apr 07, 09:27

  Armpit hair with sai(fresh ) . + a cup of hot yellow urine
  
  
• Kenashi

  7 Apr 07, 09:33

  i'm very kind wan
  i feed them nasi lemak, fresh oyster, cooked prawns
  but only after i throw them into the blender n hit the power switch