Singapore 1001 Pick Up Lines

• jonniebanzi

  18 Apr 07, 02:03

  guy: hey aren't you the one I met at the level one toilet just now?
  gal: *ugh
  guy: wanna exchange number so we can go toilet together later?
  
  The above narration I swear I overheard this when i was buying food at Vivocity.
  Haha, anyone care to share most hilarious pick up lines?
• the.owl

  18 Apr 07, 02:06

  Originally posted by jonniebanzi:

  guy: hey aren't you the one I met at the level one toilet just now?
  gal: *ugh
  guy: wanna exchange number so we can go toilet together later?
  
  The above narration I swear I overheard this when i was buying food at Vivocity.
  Haha, anyone care to share most hilarious pick up lines?

  HAY GUSY WUT? LOL ^_^
• 0tah

  18 Apr 07, 02:08

  banzie kana banned liao ar?
• banzie

  18 Apr 07, 02:09

  Can you don't use banzi.........
  
  I'm unique...
• the.owl

  18 Apr 07, 02:10

  Originally posted by banzie:

  Can you don't use banzi.........
  
  I'm unique...

  lawlz
• allentyb

  18 Apr 07, 02:12

  
  
  woman are over rated in singapore
  
  but pick up line, i heard, most often is,
  
  hey! have i seen you from somewhere, oh wait, i saw you at____(whichever shopping mall, last week
  
  or
  
  hi, i have been noticing you from a far for quite a while already, and blah blah blah, then follow by, (your name),
  
  P.S. no point, being a wussy or p u s s y, and let woman take control of your life
  
  conclusion: woman are not to be fancy in singapore, they may look pretty on the outside, but deep inside, i can't promise anything but GG! if you have a singaporean girlfriend
• 0tah

  18 Apr 07, 02:17

  Originally posted by banzie:

  Can you don't use banzi.........
  
  I'm unique...

  aww..hi there
• Rejected

  18 Apr 07, 02:23

  are you Jonathan?
  
  
• Rejected

  18 Apr 07, 02:24

  guys, he's not a clone.
  
  i think i know him.
  
• the.owl

  18 Apr 07, 02:25

  Originally posted by Rejected:

  guys, he's not a clone.
  
  i think i know him.
  

  ya from that hot steamy one night stand right
• Rejected

  18 Apr 07, 02:25

  Originally posted by the.owl:

  ya from that hot steamy one night stand right

  no la!
  
• the.owl

  18 Apr 07, 02:29

  Originally posted by Rejected:

  no la!
  

  dont bluff
• banzie

  18 Apr 07, 02:39

  think there is this person banzi last time... maybe his clone...
• soulwinner

  18 Apr 07, 02:45

  Crazy people...
• jonniebanzi

  18 Apr 07, 03:02

  Originally posted by Rejected:

  are you Jonathan?
  
  

  ya la mangkok. AND IM NOT SOME LAST TIME BANZI. banzie You and me are different. u banzie i jonniebanzi.