TELL ME WHAT YOU DO WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY DO!?

• banzie

  30 Apr 07, 19:22

  Ok hor let say leh one day hor you in office... got this new babe joined your company lor so she happened to sit infront 45 degree to your right of you leh... what very chio very nice and very pretty lor... so whole day you kinda in a fantasizing mode leh... as you know the whole office is like those type open concept one, everyone also open like your table also open one lor... then you had this buldge on your biological erectile. It was performing its natural function, motioning up and down for the whole day... sometime the pattern beats like a rythematic tune harmonic to Beethovan Symphony No.5 Sometime it stood in an uptight stationary sadiah position... Sometime is vaguely referred to as an senang diri position... so whole day you had this buldging thing going on and you're kinda fantasizing.... whatever sicko does... then about almost at the end of the day hor.... an hour or so going to knock off... you start to pick up your kopi oooo and drink lor... you realised that on your 45 degree left front there is where Dirty Larry sit... that is the name your office give to him coz he is like a homosexual something like that who known to have kept a little mister at home for his most private obsence activities ... The problem is he is like looking at your in a very satisfied smile leh... what kaoz... you almost choke on the kopi oooo lor... then it spill to your black pants... you faster go to the toilet to clean up... locked int he cubicle, you stripped your pants and hang it at the top edge of the door... you realised there is a hole in your pants where the tip of your protruding male exclusive organ is.... but dont care. starting cleaning your white calvin klein undies lor... with wet tissue... when you wanted to retrieve your pants... ITS GONE!!!... you opened the door... and saw dirty Larry in front smelling your pants... Tell me what cha do!?
• FireIce

  30 Apr 07, 19:24

  wake up from your dream and sign up for premier membership
• soulwinner

  30 Apr 07, 19:26

  Wrong forum to be post in...
• MyPillowTalks

  30 Apr 07, 19:36

  tell the veri chio babe to get back for me
• banzie

  30 Apr 07, 19:56

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  wake up from your dream and sign up for premier membership

  Hmmm you are a babe!? Can show picture?
• Cool-gal

  1 May 07, 00:35

  u sound like stooky.
• cApitaland

  1 May 07, 01:26

  take back and wear? dao the dirty larry.
• soulwinner

  1 May 07, 01:27

  
  
• allentyb

  1 May 07, 01:31

  smlj?
• BenBenDeZhu

  1 May 07, 01:33

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  u sound like stooky.

  i think he more creative then stooky
• the.owl

  1 May 07, 01:38

  Originally posted by banzie:

  Ok hor let say leh one day hor you in office... got this new babe joined your company lor so she happened to sit infront 45 degree to your right of you leh... what very chio very nice and very pretty lor... so whole day you kinda in a fantasizing mode leh... as you know the whole office is like those type open concept one, everyone also open like your table also open one lor... then you had this buldge on your biological erectile. It was performing its natural function, motioning up and down for the whole day... sometime the pattern beats like a rythematic tune harmonic to Beethovan Symphony No.5 Sometime it stood in an uptight stationary sadiah position... Sometime is vaguely referred to as an senang diri position... so whole day you had this buldging thing going on and you're kinda fantasizing.... whatever sicko does... then about almost at the end of the day hor.... an hour or so going to knock off... you start to pick up your kopi oooo and drink lor... you realised that on your 45 degree left front there is where Dirty Larry sit... that is the name your office give to him coz he is like a homosexual something like that who known to have kept a little mister at home for his most private obsence activities ... The problem is he is like looking at your in a very satisfied smile leh... what kaoz... you almost choke on the kopi oooo lor... then it spill to your black pants... you faster go to the toilet to clean up... locked int he cubicle, you stripped your pants and hang it at the top edge of the door... you realised there is a hole in your pants where the tip of your protruding male exclusive organ is.... but dont care. starting cleaning your white calvin klein undies lor... with wet tissue... when you wanted to retrieve your pants... ITS GONE!!!... you opened the door... and saw dirty Larry in front smelling your pants... Tell me what cha do!?

  shouldnt this shit be in bar?
• popikachu

  1 May 07, 01:48

  Originally posted by BenBenDeZhu:

  i think he more creative then stooky

  stooky de paragraphing better them him alot...
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  1 May 07, 01:55

  Originally posted by popikachu:

  stooky de paragraphing better them him alot...

  Ya lor, no paragraphing in this thread so I can't be bothered to read.
  Don't wanna tired my eyes.
• RiverFoX

  1 May 07, 12:59

  LoL...
  
  i can't give a flyin _|_ to comment but i shall just say LoL...
  
  
• SGpork

  1 May 07, 13:00

  
• strado

  1 May 07, 15:31

  Since you already posted. I might as well +1.
  
  How did the Larry manage to get hold of your pants anyway?
• Advent_Surge

  1 May 07, 18:40

  so the main point is?
• Father Lim

  1 May 07, 19:38

  Originally posted by Advent_Surge:

  so the main point is?

  for you to pruss one
• crabx

  1 May 07, 22:43

  errrm the plot a bit weird leh...talk about chio boo then suddenly got a gay come in n spoil the whole story
• Meat Pao

  2 May 07, 00:14

  Abit funny in the beginning.
  
  But the ending not nice.
  
  Meat Pao.
• firediviner

  2 May 07, 02:36

  wah...i like fireice's suggestion...
  
  wake up TS..