Originally posted by Ito_^:
finally the wolf turn to shout "wtf thats was my food you killing!!!"
"oh yeah? u perv!" screamed one of the pigs. "yeah, u stupid little ingrate, i'll huff, i'll puff and blow ur dick out!" replied the wolf angrily.
the wolf took out a vacumn cleaner and gave chase. the three little pigs freaked out and ran as far as their little piggy legs can fetch, but they were after all, little pigs. the wolf overtook em, grabbed one of em and blew its dick off. or shld i say suck. no matter.
and so the wolf ran after the other two little pigs, when they arrived at the entrance of a dark black forbidden forest. with breadcrumbs lying in a trail into a small clearing deep inside. dun ask why they could see so deep inside, cuz its a stupid story and good kids dun ask stupid questions.
the two little piglets, fearing for their pig-hood, followed the trail, came before a small cottage made of candies, cakes, pastries, bread and all sort of diabetic causing stuff.
the wolf follows closely behind. nearer and nearer it came. "quick! hide in there!"
the little pigs went in to hide..
suddenly,"wtf are u doing in my house?!?!"
the 2 little pigs turned around to face a damn angry gretel..
" oh, we came to hide from the wolf and to +1"
after explaining everything to gretel, she gave them some candies to eat.
the pigs said "
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" can la.. eat abit wun die la.. eat until fat fat my bro come back kill u for dinner k?"
why neber continue from mine one. dun write liao.
