[Murphy's Law]
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ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The other line always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.
http://www.abitoblarney.com/murphyslaw.htm -
Some very negative laws
just to share with ya all. -
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG .....
Yes but, so what? as long as the consequences are non existing or minimal...
my computer can crash and I will not be able to make a post in sgforums... 9can go wrong) and that will definitely happen... (will go wrong)
and so? hopefully that will will cure my addiction to sgforums... (can go right) -
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG .....
Yes but, so what? as long as the consequences are non existing or minimal...
my computer can crash and I will not be able to make a post in sgforums... 9can go wrong) and that will definitely happen... (will go wrong)
and so? hopefully that will will cure my addiction to sgforums... (can go right) -
when u need a cab, they are nowhere in sight
when u dun need, u see plenty
and the line u are Q-ing at the checkout at supermarket is always the slowest moving.... -
[quote]Originally posted by sand king:
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
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Agreed! So true man!Originally posted by FireIce:when u need a cab, they are nowhere in sight
when u dun need, u see plenty
and the line u are Q-ing at the checkout at supermarket is always the slowest moving.... -
Murphy's Law comes in when you know it can happen but think it will not.
Like deciding not to close the windows when you go out, because it is a bright sunny day. It rains.
Do not put Parking coupons, because 5 mins only. You kena.
Do not try the pants for fit, because it is your size. You get the freak one.
No need to check lah, always correct one mah.
Murphy's Law is always feared by 4D punters. -
Yea, its very Pessimistic
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It's all perspective.
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Meaning?Originally posted by SturmDerSchatten:It's all perspective. -
Originally posted by sand king:
I bet Murphy done it before coming up with the theory
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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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lolo.. so true
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haha, Murphy only created one Law, the others are done by other people using his name.Originally posted by dbowie:I bet Murphy done it before coming up with the theory -
o_O
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That is why we should grasp on nothing.
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seems logically true. but who says we can't defy logic and pessimism?
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There are more Murphy's Laws around. Google it, im on my PSP @ a polyclinic so cant post it.
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just when you receive an important phone call, your phone runs out of battery
just when the show is about to begin, you feel the effects of a full bladder
just when your date is about the appear, you realise that your fly is undid. -
On the contrary, if you think about each one, there's a certain wisdom about them which I find fascinating.........
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Found this site on the net..
Loads more of 'Murphy's Laws'..
Also states the origin of these laws as well.
http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-true.html[url] -
Murphy's Love Laws
Murphy's Car Laws
Murphy's Miscellaneous Laws
These are some of the interesting ones. -
alright, i am stupid, thanks for telling me anywayOriginally posted by sand king:haha, Murphy only created one Law, the others are done by other people using his name. -
Originally posted by dbowie:alright, i am stupid, thanks for telling me anyway
no one said you were stupid -
when you are just short of 10cents to make a purchase, you don't have it
when u suddenly feel the need to wank, the doorbell/phone rings