Joke- Job Application Form!

• snobbish

  12 May 07, 04:51

  Bean goes for an interview and is asked to fill up the form
  
  Job applying for: yours.
  Name: Given By My Parents
  Age: Not young liaoz loh
  address: my house lah
  Birthday: Not yet
  height: Very tall
  Weight: Quite heavy
  Tel/Handphone: Nokia Brand!
  Eduational level: If i had completed it would be O levels
  Computer skills: good in those bookie sites
  Languanges proficient: I am good in talking rubbish
  Marital status: Still looking 4 a rich woman
  Family members: Disowned liao by them
  Experiences: On my way here stepped on dog poo! fuckfuck!
  Hobbies:gambling,gambling and gambling
  References: Ah Kaw (tel: in changi prison)
  Ah Tee (tel: in rehab)
  Ah Lian (tel: geylang brothel, no tel)
  Goals: pls refer 'marital status'
  
• Trump_Card

  12 May 07, 05:08

  Here's another one:
  
  Name: Dillip Kumar
  Email:[email protected]
  Age:All the hair oso haven come out
  Sex:Once a week
  Hobbies and interests: Play chinese chess ,cloning
  Education lvl:sex 4
  Experience:sexperience
  Hp no:29126
  
  Declaration:
  Any diseases ,such as aids ? : Haven go checkup
  Any criminal record? : Haven kana caught
  
• Hello Kitty

  12 May 07, 05:22

  bean not british meh?
• aku1b0d0

  12 May 07, 05:24

  Seriously, that ain't funny. It's lame.
• allentyb

  12 May 07, 06:05

  
• the.owl

  12 May 07, 06:27

  you've been living in a dream world Neo, you think you are funny, but the truth is, you are not.
• sand king

  12 May 07, 07:40

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  Seriously, that ain't funny. It's lame.

  yea, TS, post at joke forum
• Unidentified

  12 May 07, 08:27

  why dont you try writing these down on your job interview ?
• Darkness_hacker99

  12 May 07, 08:32

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  Bean goes for an interview and is asked to fill up the form
  
  Job applying for: yours.
  Name: Given By My Parents
  Age: Not young liaoz loh
  address: my house lah
  Birthday: Not yet
  height: Very tall
  Weight: Quite heavy
  Tel/Handphone: Nokia Brand!
  Eduational level: If i had completed it would be O levels
  Computer skills: Strong in online games
  Languanges proficient: I am good in talking rubbish
  Marital status: Still looking 4 a rich woman
  Family members: Disowned liao by them
  Experiences: On my way here stepped on dog poo! fuckfuck!
  Hobbies:gambling,gambling and gambling
  References: Ah Kaw (tel: in changi prison)
  Ah Tee (tel: in rehab)
  Ah Lian (tel: geylang brothel, no tel)
  Goals: pls refer 'marital status'
  

  
• Spartans

  13 May 07, 00:11

  
• snobbish

  13 May 07, 00:12

  try visualise it in chinese, more funny
• sermodabian

  13 May 07, 00:13

  keke
• missqi

  13 May 07, 00:16

  
• ArdusKane

  13 May 07, 00:21

  Originally posted by Trump_Card:

  Sex:Once a week

  
• snobbish

  13 May 07, 00:23

  Originally posted by Trump_Card:
  
  Any criminal record? : Haven kana caught
  [/b]

  omg
• Cpt.ZR

  13 May 07, 21:06

  Originally posted by the.owl:

  you've been living in a dream world Neo, you think you are funny, but the truth is, you are not.

  lol
• aku1b0d0

  13 May 07, 21:39

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  try visualise it in chinese, more funny

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  omg

  Masuk bakul angkat sendiri.
  
  No shame lar u.