Ok, here's what i know. I seen these crazy folks before:
Marina Square Sightings#1 - There is this man. Look like some china immigrant. Wears work pants and has a shirt that is slipped off at 1 shoulder exposing one of his shoulders. The hair is untidy and ruffled and has a cheena moustache. Walk funny. Wears slippers. I remember him carrying a plastic bag.
Somerset/Orchard Sightings#1 - Fat lady with huge tummy. Always wear dresses that are too small and like trying to expose her *ahem*. Doesn't wear a bra (it's obvious) and looks plain disgusting. Always sitting down legs open big big...gross.
#2 - Some uncle posing as a drag queen. Super disgusting. The hair make until super blond, with green dreadlocks. Turn around look like CMI. Uncle face, like those at your market kind. Then wear high heels and dress. Yucks.
#3 - Otaku looking. Super duper thick hair (like 2-3 years never cut.) Then wearing a specs dun know how long never washed. Wears a white polo with some cargo pants and track shoes. Always wandering around orchard-somerset with no aim. Seen 3-4 times already.
Tampines Sightings#1 - The women you were talking about. Long white hair and dress with tummy. Just randomly wanders around. I walked in front of her once and she looked at me. I just walked by. This one quite harmless...
That's what i know...
