We Christian have a global conspiracy....
serious shhheeessshh don't tell anyone that I am revealing the secret plan to you... We want to make everyone in the world as guilible as we are...
Imagine who would be slapped on the left and offer the right to be slap too (I'm working on that)
Ask to offer to walk a mile, you'll offer to walk two? (You're crazy, bo eng lah)
Treat people with good when they treated you with evil? (You gotta be kidding)
Forgive others as God had forgiven us? (But my friend Tom stole my pencil)
Treat your neighbour as yourself (Neighbour is for borrowing things when we don't have isn't it?)
Honour your parents and elders? (Even if they are wrong?)
Treat your brethen like brothers and show compassion to others? (Isn't economically sensible.)
Rely on God even no matter how worse is the situation... and yet you can still smile, be happy and have hope. (Self deception, the worst form of deception?)
Love yourself and cherish yourself as how God loved you. (Hmmm vain isn't it?)
Be mindful of the conspairacy.... to turn you into a good Christian boy... then you'll be wasting alot of time helping others and thinking for others than yourself....
