Mr Brown pokes fun at Steven Lim....all in good humour :)
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Singapore's Top Model Agency??
When you need to make it as a model or you are looking for talent, try Steven Lim's talent page. Here are some of the descriptions found on his models page. Mr Tan and I spent a pleasant evening dissecting the descriptions:
"Du Du has a very gorgeous face but rather big but envious body."
What is her body envious of?
"Cathy Yan is gorgeous, sweet young thing. Brighten up any atmosphere"
She is a sun? Good for lighting ads?
"Ricky is a bouncy, n so so cute with a cute shape."
A model to hire if you need a ball?
"Fiona is bound to be a tall refined beauty, good figure."
But for now she is still short?
"Carey is half Hong Kong Girl."
And what is the other half? Hong Kong guy?
"Jennifer got what all women wants for assets, good looks n larger than life female assets, plus good natured character."
Larger than life female assets... I mean, how BIG IS SHE? K Cup?
"Helen is a pretty pretty pretty, n figure is slim."
We're missing a noun here, I think.
"Beverly Teo is looking good without wearing her glasses."
What happens when she wears them?
"Rebecca is an Eurasian! Eurasian always looks good n unique. East mix west look."
Win liao! Eurasian exclamation! Eurasian is AUTO WIN. ALWAYS looks good and unique leh.
"Michelle got a very pretty n eurasian perfect face from heaven. Slim, not short body."
Slim, NOT short body. ok?
"Nisa is a natural borne model. She got character, poses naturally n got utmost potential. Great for photo shoots n modeling including bikini & lingerie. Her body is super balanced n nice."
Natural borne? She's a virus? Ah, not only that, she is super balanced. Top and bottom same weight.
"Ivan is tall n handsome n photogenic. He looks the best without smiling with cool looks."
Good for work without smiling.
"Mishelle is not only a 6.3 pointers. She got x-factor, nice personality n mesmerizing smile. A face that only looks better every min. All events including modeling. A small body compared to her head with 25 inches waist."
That is a good score, 6.3, though I am not sure what it is for. And a face that looks better every minute means you have to wait maybe half an hour before you snap? Head to body to waist ratio is of course, always important. You don't want big headed models.
"Talents: (Cheryl) got super nice singing voice! Can sing for all events except bikini (wasted)"
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LOL
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almost wet myself laffing at this.
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wah...dam rockers! u go brown lolx!
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"Helen is a pretty pretty pretty, n figure is slim."
We're missing a noun here, I think. -
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Damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the models really cannot make it lah....tmd all 17-18 years old...wtf? easy to cheat arh?