for lunch.
so i go to a hawker centre where got sell frog porridge la...
i saw got one glass tank full of cutesy froggy frogs...
so i tell unker i want one bowl of claypot frog porridge (2 frogs).... one frog cost $3
then i tell him i want to choose the frog myself coz i want to take the biggest n fattest one so more value for money since all cost the same ($3 per frog)...
so i look at the tank of frogs n i also wanted to poke the frogs, in order to see which one is healthy n active. coz healthy n active frog have juicer meat... while sickly n malnourished frog have dry n stale meat.
so when the uncle was busy cooking i remove the tank cover (actually not supposed to)... n started to poke the frogs... but when i poke, the frogs all got scared n guess what?!!???! THEY JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK!!! ALL OF THE FROGSSS!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EM!! OH NOES!!!
then the uncle saw it n screamed at me!!! meanwhile the many frogs were jumping about in the hawker centre n scaring patrons... n they screamed n run away!!!
the uncle they cursed me n he started to try to catch his frogs back, n asked passerby to help him, but they were too scared n they all ignored him...
sensing trouble, i run to the nearest roadside n hailed a cab back home.
then guess what?!! a frog unknowingly followed me into the cab!! wtf!! so i screamed n it croaked n landed into the cabbies lap n he screamed!!! then he jammed brake n the taxi drifted like jay chou's tofu car in initial D movie....n i the taxi is gonna langa into a lampost, but lucky i m a zai driver, i grabbed hold of his steering wheel n pulled up the e brake... then the taxi came to a halt.... lucky no accident coz the road quite ulu anyway.
then the taxi driver fainted of shock!
so i quickly got off n run to another road n then hailed another cab home. then i had to fix a lunch of instant mee since i didnt get to eat frog porridge today.
haiyo, what bad luck today
(from stooky)
