what is the fastest and easiest way to appear on newspaper?

• de_middle

  20 Jun 07, 09:52

  
• gerrykoh

  20 Jun 07, 09:59

  Go jump MRT track- too common already.
  To make the headlines must do something crazy, out of this world!
• bananaking

  20 Jun 07, 10:12

  go rob a policeman's pistol and rob a bank!..tt type of offence sure appear on tv
• Dead_Man_Inc

  20 Jun 07, 10:14

  hmm, make urself disappear
  then channel 5 will feature u on the show "missing"
  
  on tv leh. lagi best
• DrAlienology

  20 Jun 07, 10:35

  donate 10,000,000 bucks to charity. they sure interview you.
  
  rob the back if you need to. if you lucky, you can appear in the newspaper...
  
  once for donating
  another time for robbing the bank
  the 3rd time when they find out that you are robin hood rob the bank and give it to charity.
• eviljustice

  20 Jun 07, 11:50

  hmm. fcuk u ts.
• GHoST_18

  20 Jun 07, 11:53

  tat would have to depends on which papers...
  
  and for wat kinda news...
  
  
• Xtrider

  20 Jun 07, 11:57

  take over a plane..international headlines confirm..if ur luck gd got live coverage somemore
• BusSpeeder

  20 Jun 07, 12:03

  TS you really lame. for the last time, don't create bo liao topics, that will land you in being flamed.
  
  have alot of rich friends and claim that you are rich yourself, strip yourself naked on the road, let people laugh at you, then rob someone and shoot the person to death, then go to mrt station shoot the train driver then the train driver will keep accelerating but dead like the bus driver who was shot but leg still on accelerating pedal in "new police story", create chaos everywhere in singapore by introducing democracy and kill someone again and to put the person in a sand coffin.
  
  if you dare do this, it will be the fastest, easiest for you to appear IN EVERY COUNTRY'S NEWSPAPER, EVERY COUNTRY'S MAGAZINE, EVERY COUNTRY'S NEWS, INTERNATIONAL NEWSPAPER, INTERNATIONAL MAGAZINE, INTERNATIONAL NEWS, by then, there will be 60 million people worshipping you and wanting you to die infront of the international news where they will stare at you dying.
  
  moral of the story: TS, don't attract attention...
  
  
• kengkia

  20 Jun 07, 19:35

  cum CSJ's cock in public comfirm plus chop headline wan.....
• MyPillowTalks

  20 Jun 07, 19:57

  say sth bad about the reporter, make him/she super duper angry
• mancha

  20 Jun 07, 20:10

  Place some newspapers on the floor at an entrance, eg a door.
  Then suddenly appear, and stand on the newspaper.
  Ta da! you appear on newspaper!
• Mr.BullShyt

  20 Jun 07, 20:12

  strip naked and run around your HDB block..
• spinsugar

  20 Jun 07, 20:31

  Try to assassinate the mai humster
• kengkia

  20 Jun 07, 23:14

  Originally posted by spinsugar:

  Try to assassinate the mai humster

  mee siam mai hum hor... ....mee siam where got hum one...