An update of the old joke, to include the new JCs

Just for laughs, no insults intended.
Q: How Many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 0.0000001. Each student is too busy topping the A Levels, sports, performing arts and partying at the same time
Q: How Many HwaChong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school, to compete with RJ
Q: How Many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.. one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support
Q: How Many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!
Q: How Many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top 5 JCs
Q: How Many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them
Q: How Many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?)
Q: How Many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They prefer it darker *raise eyebrows*
Q: How Many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. their Physics is so bad their male teachers cry...
Q: How Many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: would they bother??
Q: How Many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained
Q: How Many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it
Q: How Many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They're still using oil lamps.
Q: How Many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat lighttbarb?
Q: How Many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: School too new, no electricity yet
Q: How Many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Heck care about that- lets all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire
Q: Dont you guys wonder who wrote this list?
A: Temasek JC
Q: How Many Temasek JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They think they are very bright already