Have a problem in recruiting the right person?
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If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and let them think n come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks,
PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,
PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order,
PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other,
PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
If they are sleeping,
PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces,
PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle,
PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window,
PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks,
PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved,
PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day,
PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
If they are staring out of the window,
PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.
AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved,
PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT.
Just for fun! No offence, k? -
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If they are breaking the bricks with their bare hands or heads
PUT THEM IN CUSTOMER SERVICE -
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A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spotted another worker on the ground floor and yelled down to him, but he canÂ’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tried sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nodded his head, pulled down his pants and started xxx.
The worker on 5th floor got so pissed off he ran down to the ground floor and said, “What is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”
The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I’m coming!”
Hey mod, remove this if it does not pass board of censorship.
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HaHa! That's true. Hey, your nickname sounds familiar. Are you from WNDC?Originally posted by DeadPoet:If they are breaking the bricks with their bare hands or heads
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If they are trying to communicate with the bricks
PUT THEM IN PUBLIC RELATION.
If they are trying to squeeze monies out of the bricks
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Nope. I am from MPC.Originally posted by tingal79:HaHa! That's true. Hey, your nickname sounds familiar. Are you from WNDC? -
MPC forums?Originally posted by DeadPoet:Nope. I am from MPC. -
Cool, I just visited the MPC's forum.Originally posted by DeadPoet:Nope. I am from MPC. 
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Aye chio bu, thanks for adding that!Originally posted by mr_sotong:If they are polishing the bricks
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CEF and MPC... me quitted...Originally posted by tingal79:Cool, I just visited the MPC's forum. -
You are most welcome.Originally posted by tingal79:Cool, I just visited the MPC's forum. -
Hey eagle, MPC for Mad Pencils Club? And CEF is for? Why did you quit?Originally posted by eagle:CEF and MPC... me quitted... -
heh... guess many abbreviations with the same letters...Originally posted by tingal79:Hey eagle, MPC for Mad Pencils Club? And CEF is for? Why did you quit?
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Btw, what is WNDC?Originally posted by tingal79:HaHa! That's true. Hey, your nickname sounds familiar. Are you from WNDC? -
Wednesday Night Drinking Club?