Comrade from hell.
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There are alot of threads here about irritating colleagues, how about irritating comrades from hell?
Lemme share with you the story of this bastard. Let's just call him A.
A was from my sec sch, so I have a rough idea of his character, but I thought he was nothing more than being withdrawn i.e anti-social. Oh, he's smart and fit, but he had a face of a goldfish.
He was in the same company as me in BMT, but because he was in another platoon, still no idea. Then he ended up in the same base as me now, and he sleeps in the room next to mine and that's where all the trouble started.
On the 3rd day of our new vocation, without telling the IC, A slipped away to advertise himself by volunteering to help the officers. We spent 0.5-1 hr looking for that bastard getting fucked all the time by the course commander. And when we found the idiot, he was let off without even a warning while we all got scolded for not watching out for each other.
This is a one-off affair you might say, and it is not for me to judge.....unfortunately over the next few weeks, incidents like these kept happening at irritating frequencies. The most recent was just last night when we were closing up for guard-duty, we were short of one, and whaddaya know! A was missing as usual. He had gone to toilet without informing anybody as usual and the IC was fucked again.
A volunteered to be level head, fine. Any Tom, Dick, Harry should be given an opportunity like this. Unfortunately this only served to show what a fine bastard he really really was. Before inspection of the rooms, A would check that we were cleaning up, fine. But it got to a point of him without even knocking, just barging into the rooms uninvited, and worse, planting his arse in the room like we owe him a living. He would look for dust and then he would tell us in the most obnoxious voice: WHAT IS THIS? And the he would say: CLEAN THE CUPBOARD NOW. As though we were slaves. Don't forget he is just a bloody chao private. That was bad enough and I used to hear things like that from his "slaves" and we would laugh it off. Then I became his slave. On my 1st day, I barely kept my anger from boiling over, on the 2nd day I walked out of my room after he sat on my mates bed for 1 hr! He said: CLEAN THIS NOW. And I just left, and when I came back 20min later, he repeated his "orders" and I said: NO, FUCK OFF THIS ROOM. He leapt from his bed used his hand to clean the cupboard and then proceeded to smear the dust onto my smart 4.
I was so angry that my faced turned red and A was adviced by bystanders (watching the stand-off) to clear-out, which he did not anyway. So I cleared-out, and when the IC came back later that night, I was mad enough to volunteer myself as replacement for this crazy fella. I was given full support but I also met full resistence from the current level head. It took much hoo-ha to replace him. But I got sai-gang do now.
A does not fail to show his intellectual skills when he can. Admittedly, he is bloody smart, unfortunately the frequency he acts smart and the way he answers as though we are inferior showed he's just a prat. When we marched, he does not hesitate to try to influence the IC at a volume that's louder than a whisper. Yes, we communicate when we march by whispers, but we certainly do not say: TURN RIGHT NOW. Like the bastard likes to do, it gets embarrassing and it serves only to undermine the authority of the IC, which is pretty much a taboo. You gotta respect the IC.
The most tokong incident was also last night, we were marching down the parade square in front of the officer for the sunset parade and when our IC stopped to give the command to halt, the stupid idiot suddenly yelled: BERHANTI! and half of us stopped and the rear compressed into the front because the front could not tell that the command did not come from the IC and hence halted, unfortunately the rear of course did not heed the command and smashed into the front and so the result was much chaos and curses. And later was hell from the sir. All because of the bastard.
Well? What to do with idiots like him? None of us can seem to deal with him. -
i never read coz thread too long
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Originally posted by BeRt^.^:i never read coz thread too long A lot of story to tell.
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put that piece of sh-t in his place.
have the whole platoon ignore him.
blanket party. and i really mean "party".
btw, if u have any frens who are commanders at the moment, u can pretty much get that guy to pwn your "comrade from hell". -
blanket lor.. universal solution
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this guy really sucks
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Just ignore him ...
some cb attention seeker ... haizz
the toilet is also a palce where wonders work ... -
Originally posted by BeRt^.^:i never read coz thread too long
then u stil reply? -
LOL . Show off ?
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blanket everynight and party everyday
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Originally posted by SBS3625D:
hai ya..
There are alot of threads here about irritating colleagues, how about irritating comrades from hell? Lemme share with you the story of this bastard. Let's just call him A.
A was from my sec sch, so I have a rough idea of his character, but I thought he was nothing more than being withdrawn i.e anti-social. Oh, he's smart and fit, but he had a face of a goldfish.
He was in the same company as me in BMT, but because he was in another platoon, still no idea. Then he ended up in the same base as me now, and he sleeps in the room next to mine and that's where all the trouble started.
On the 3rd day of our new vocation, without telling the IC, A slipped away to advertise himself by volunteering to help the officers. We spent 0.5-1 hr looking for that bastard getting f[b]ucked all the time by the course commander. And when we found the idiot, he was let off without even a warning while we all got scolded for not watching out for each other. This is a one-off affair you might say, and it is not for me to judge.....unfortunately over the next few weeks, incidents like these kept happening at irritating frequencies. The most recent was just last night when we were closing up for guard-duty, we were short of one, and whaddaya know! A was missing as usual. He had gone to toilet without informing anybody as usual and the IC was fucked again.
A volunteered to be level head, fine. Any Tom, Dick, Harry should be given an opportunity like this. Unfortunately this only served to show what a fine bastard he really really was. Before inspection of the rooms, A would check that we were cleaning up, fine. But it got to a point of him without even knocking, just barging into the rooms uninvited, and worse, planting his arse in the room like we owe him a living. He would look for dust and then he would tell us in the most obnoxious voice: WHAT IS THIS? And the he would say: CLEAN THE CUPBOARD NOW. As though we were slaves. Don't forget he is just a bloody chao private. That was bad enough and I used to hear things like that from his "slaves" and we would laugh it off. Then I became his slave. On my 1st day, I barely kept my anger from boiling over, on the 2nd day I walked out of my room after he sat on my mates bed for 1 hr! He said: CLEAN THIS NOW. And I just left, and when I came back 20min later, he repeated his "orders" and I said: NO, FUCK OFF THIS ROOM. He leapt from his bed used his hand to clean the cupboard and then proceeded to smear the dust onto my smart 4. I was so angry that my faced turned red and A was adviced by bystanders (watching the stand-off) to clear-out, which he did not anyway. So I cleared-out, and when the IC came back later that night, I was mad enough to volunteer myself as replacement for this crazy fella. I was given full support but I also met full resistence from the current level head. It took much hoo-ha to replace him. But I got sai-gang do now.
A does not fail to show his intellectual skills when he can. Admittedly, he is bloody smart, unfortunately the frequency he acts smart and the way he answers as though we are inferior showed he's just a prat. When we marched, he does not hesitate to try to influence the IC at a volume that's louder than a whisper. Yes, we communicate when we march by whispers, but we certainly do not say: TURN RIGHT NOW. Like the bastard likes to do, it gets embarrassing and it serves only to undermine the authority of the IC, which is pretty much a taboo. You gotta respect the IC.
The most tokong incident was also last night, we were marching down the parade square in front of the officer for the sunset parade and when our IC stopped to give the command to halt, the stupid idiot suddenly yelled: BERHANTI! and half of us stopped and the rear compressed into the front because the front could not tell that the command did not come from the IC and hence halted, unfortunately the rear of course did not heed the command and smashed into the front and so the result was much chaos and curses. And later was hell from the sir. All because of the bastard.
Well? What to do with idiots like him? None of us can seem to deal with him.[/b]
i just read the 1st 3 paragraphs, than roughly get it already..
there are times whereby they will only learn after a blanket party..
haha
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I was just informed by prowlers last night A was caught sleeping on the bench last night after duty instead of going back to bunk. He was then advised by the POD to clear off.
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my class also got someone like this
except he damn xialan oso..
i almost failed my comms test because of him.. we supposed to mark each other's script then i give my friend b and a but he gave me a d.. then i asked him why he told me a grandfather story
this guy damn weird, you ask him a 1 word qusestion he can relate that answer to a 1000 word essay..
he play dota oso sibei xialan.. -
must be jc batch.
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How you know?Originally posted by Hellraiza:must be jc batch. Poly batch no folls like this meh? -
i was on course with a jc batch of trainees just recently. The way they work arh...wah piang...cannot believe they are going to be future commanders. It seems they all low morale cuz couldnt go to OCS.Originally posted by SBS3625D:How you know? Poly batch no folls like this meh? And i could see the instructors all really wanted to give them many times good tekan session, but hands tied cuz of all the new "welfare" rules in SAF. -
lol give u a few gd suggestion of blanket party:
First: tie him up with the comms squad ( the green nylon string)
Second: take off his pants
third: U know the pricky heat powder, pour a lot of it in his underwear
fourth: put toothpaste on his blanket and on his face (try not to wake him up)
But beware of him complaining to officer, some xialan kai like that one... Best is to bo chap him for what he says.... act blur act sotong just heck care him....
My NS time, i am a corporal and i call the xialan lance corporal to clean the office, he complain this complain that and ask me why. End up, i clean the office myself cos my warrent quite soft on his man one... almost punch him on the bloody face... knn..... -
Dude, that is downright stereotyping. And I think you know it.Originally posted by Hellraiza:must be jc batch. -
With allies like these who needs enemies?
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yeah. but it was in jest. Apologise to anyone who took offence k!Originally posted by SumOne:Dude, that is downright stereotyping. And I think you know it. -
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BLANKET PARTY!!! =)
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u in stagmont camp now ah?
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can someone summarise into 3 lines
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Get some towels,. put heavy things in it like bar soap then tie it up.
Gather your friends and use a blanket to strain him down, den use a piece of cloth to cover his mouth, like kidnapping liddat, so no sound.
Line up, single file and start wacking him one by one. Let everyone return one by one after the wacking and den resume your sleep.
Make sure all your friend in the bunk agrees to this. If a heavy majority doesn't like it, don't do it.
Have fun wacking that b@stard.