Useless Inventions
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haha wtf solar powered torch
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Urinal Lab -
silent drill
Swiss Berry
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haha... the cultericks is funny.
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never get bored unclogging the toilet ever again with the all new Pear mpPlunger.
Always good to keep track of the color of your lead when using a good ol' #2 Pencil.
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The urinal lab is the cutest so far
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Its a Braille Camera ...Originally posted by Vel Vel:haha... the cultericks is funny.
btw the camera got what special functions?
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Now you will never have to worry about walking again. Includes camera to take pictures of your feet and compare them to a on board simulator to make sure you are doing it right.
Stepper
The hammer of the future.
You will never miss the nail again.
Levelstrike 3000 -
My new car with two small but very very helpful instruments
R.C.N.T.L. (Remote Control Next Traffic Light)
R.C.P.D. (Radar Controlled Police Detector)
Ever wondered how electricity sounds? Now you can find out..
Listen to the power.
Plug and play
Direct competitor of the Razr
Sony Shavr -
The Worlds first Mustache and Nose Trimmer all in one!
Moveable nose hose.
One turn-on switch for both.
Do all your trimming in one fail swoop!
Get ready in the morning that much quicker!
Mustache and Nose Trimmer
Are they getting too clever for traditional means? Use unnatural selection before they outsmart us... use Geek-A-Mouse!
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the camera is for the blind, with the dots..
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photoshop............
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Sony and Microsoft got together to start a revolution in the digital camera AND mouse market.
Very easy to use: right click snaps a picture; left click records a 3-minute movie. To zoom in/out, use the wheel. -
You know it's going to be on sale all too soon. Just don't take any ice cubes when you visit your buddies' house.
It's got four beer dispensers (1 imported 3 domestic), a burrito microwave, a dvd/home theatre with 8" subs, three flat screen tv's (one on top of the urinal so you can see t.v. while you pee), and a limited edition XBox 360!
i-tank
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The B.U.M. (Begging Utility Monitor) replaces outmoded placards and, with its handy mechanical battery crank, eliminates the need for expensive recharging.
For a professional street person looking for a handout or spare change, there's nothing more attention-getting than a B.U.M. Only $2,199.95.
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A fork with laser aiming. You'll never miss food! -
powercue
Online Specs
Can't tell the difference between fettuccine and linguini? Too embarrassed to ask your host whether you're eating spaghetti or capellini for dinner? Want to just appear more knowledgeable the next time you're eating out at a fine Italian restaurant? Well, with the Pasta Fork 3000™, your pasta ignorant days are a thing of the past!
Using patented state-of-the-art computer and Magnetic Resonance Imaging techonolgy, the Pasta Fork 3000 analyzes each strand of pasta inserted between its tines, performs a detailed micrometric evaluation, and then instantly displays the exact type of pasta being consumed.
The Pasta Fork 3000 can be yours for the special low price of only $29.99, but only if you view full and vote within the next 24 hours. Act now, and we'll throw in the Cheese Sniffer 3000™ -- perfect for those who can't tell the difference between Parmesan and Romano -- absolutely free! -
wtf, fork with laser aiming?
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Sick of no reception, service provider network letting you down... how about your own personal network with mobile satellite dish
Personal Mobile Network
Window Crasher V 2.02.
Crash your windows and other applications, now with timing options
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wads wrong with this?