Useless Invention II
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iFood Dinner detector
Bullet Retrieval System
During those long nights of photo printing when you really want a snack!
GrillPrint
With AMC it's very easy to clean your monitor.
The package contains an universal screen wiper and an easy usable software (Desktop Cleaner v1.0) for only 25$.
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Need alittle help staying in key? The Tone Correcting Microphone is just the thing for you!
Turn on the Auto Zapper set your key/tone and in no time you will be on your way to singing in perfect pitch!
TV, DVD, VCR, TIVO, CD - enough already! And each with it's own remote control. You need a suitcase just to keep up with them all! Well, no more! The new Ultra Mega-EZ Master remote can control up to 60 different electronic devices, thereby eliminating the need for each individual remote. And because it's as big as the aforementioned suitcase, you'll never spend another minute looking for a lost remote! Uses one 6 volt motorcycle battery (included). Order today for 3 easy payments of $69.99. Shipping weight 76 lbs. (including battery).
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Gamers Dream? -
his ‘Hair Analysis Ultra’ is so radical; it has special sensors (blue) that can count your lost hair from combing, count gray hair, check for dandruff and lice, take all the information and analyze it into a graph, so you’ll see your hair’s condition, and act accordingly.
Now, for only $399.99, you can have your very own, modern, sleek TISSUE DISPENSER!!! Made by Kleenex, this impresive gadget can not only tell you when you are running low, but can inform you, for your sneezing pleasure, just how many inches, centimeters and (NEW!!!) Nautical Miles.
For a limited time only. Offer viod in states where product prohibited
Screen Wall
TV Dinner -
Play and Lose
wind energy
Stucked Staple Alert
The new intel(R) MicroLCD(tm) chip-based display unit is perfect for displaying diagnostic and statistical information for your motherboard - and it doubles as a high-definition television, complete with dual picture-in-picture capable tuners! Watch your favorite shows through the side window of your computer case or while working at your testbed bench! Built-in micro-piezo speakers allow you to hear clear sound. (Lower bass frequencies are not audible.) -
Yo, the bigger the better. Battery pack not included!
iGhetto
When music lovers get lazy they can always shave to there favourite tunes, completely stupid and possibly creatable
iShaver -
Depth Shovel
Text Messenger
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iPod XP
Tired of not knowing whether or not your
laptop is open or closed?
Not anymore!
Status Light -
The vacuum cleaner for real men.
"Introducing the Auto-Eraser, complete with RPM Speed control, convenient on/off power switch and a projected LCD display telling you when your erasing job is complete. Will remove even the darkest and thickest of lines! Compatible with all standard sized pencils. Now only $59.99!"
in the future, ferrari will dominate all modes of transport
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Tells you whether it is empty or full, so you know when you need to refill.
Intelligent Glass
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For those who prefer the intimate, romantic warmth of candlelight over modern incandescent or flourescent lights. They're very energy efficient, too -- after the initial spark ignites the wick, the light will glow for up to 2 hours with no further electricity. And yes, those are ventilation holes along the bottom, thank you so much for noticing
Fatal error, press ctrl+alt+del to restart the car
I want one for Christmas!
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The all new Soapatronic 2000... Lets you know exactly how far that bar will go. Unit flashes red when you're down to 5 uses left. Don't get caught having to drip your way to the closet ever again!
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Never worry about the high costs of fans anymore with this new wind-turbine fan.
The count it yourself tape measure for those that refuse to go hi-tec -
Conceding to their corporate lawyers, Microsoft executives decide to "improve" a playgroud (much in the way they've "improved" computing) to make kids play by the rules.
You may not get the joke if you don't view full!
Park XP
The all new Sticky-Tape 3000. Packed with power, this dispenser can tell you how much tape you have used down to a thousandth of an inch. And a steal at only $4000. How have we managed without one of these!? -
Tanning Coffin
Tells you if you're alive or dead.
Lifemeter
Weight controller -
Power Wipe
Portable Popcorn Grill
The latest in in car veiwing.
Perfect for backseat drivers and mother in-laws.
For the kids - No more will you hear " I can't see out the front" on long trips.
Backseat Front View
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Never again search for your
TV remote control!!
Tupper Where
For todays hectic lifestyle. Set the alarm, fill the canisters and eat breakfast on the move! Check out the brandname stitching in full view.
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The new Fruit 192 can differentiate between apples and oranges 300% faster than the average trained squirrel. Over 463 varieties (including Granny Smith and Valencia) are now supported.
View full to avoid voiding warranty. Warranty does not cover lemons, grapefruit, or other citrus.
Comparing Apples to Oranges has never been this easy!
The 2004 Toyota Apache is loaded with extras. Try driving this baby while putting on make-up, eating breakfast, talking on the cell phone all while adjusting the flaps. Carpool riders will love the co-driver joy stick with hell-fire missles for that big thrill during rush hour.
All you have to control is the pressure of fluid output! Requires minimal maintenance! Easy to install! You'll be racking up high scores in no time, but save those fluids, you'll need them for rounds two and three! From BLAMMO!
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Who says you can't take it with you! An untimely death is no reason for your loved ones to miss their favorite shows. Now they don't have to, thanks to our state of the art Afterlife Entertainment System! -
Eat dinner and watch TV at the same time on this nifty machine coming to a store near you.
"WaveBird: GBA Edition! Now you can sit up to 25 feet away and play your favorite hand-held games!"
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