How to swear in a professional manner?
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"We, Members of the Singapore Armed Forces, do solemnly and sincerely pledge that: We will always bear true faith and allegiance to the President and the Republic of Singapore; We will always support and defend the Constitution; We will preserve and protect the honour and independence of our country with our lives."
This swear professional enough, or not??? -
Jun zi dong kou bu dong shou
"Are you Charles Cheesepie~?" -
frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
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by using profound words?Originally posted by Fog:like 'kan ni na bu chao chee bye' is the ah beng style.
the pro style is maybe 'hey you na bu n00b, chee bye f u, my pleasure, ka ni na." -
Something like this?
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Who am I kidding? You would.
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails. -
or this?
You are a devilishly uncivilized vermin and a repugnant, disease-ridden pimple on the face of beauty. -
just say
you are mentally incompetent to waste the oxygen in the world. go screw yourself. -
!!!Throw Your Mother Old Shoe!!!
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"To mate with your mother's odorous genital."Originally posted by Fog:like 'kan ni na bu chao chee bye' is the ah beng style. -
Marat Safin swears in a different language everywhere he goes.
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just clear your throat in a pompous manner and go.. rats!
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You need help with your swearing.Originally posted by Fog:like 'kan ni na bu chao chee bye' is the ah beng style.
the pro style is maybe 'hey you na bu n00b, chee bye f u, my pleasure, ka ni na."
Anyone can memorise the words and regurgitate them.
You must say it with feelings.
You must say it at the appropriate moment.
You must say the appropriate swear word for the appropriate situation.
You think easy to swear professionally like the Ah Beng.
Singaporeans with its Speak Mandarine culture is losing it.
Kann ni nau ay, chow chee bye,.. kong chow wei.. ma si boey hiau.
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haha to swear in a professional manner: ''I'll see you in court!'' or ''Wait for my lawyer's letter!''
Last time sec school, i got this classmate, thinks he is a head above the rest, always do research like watch tv or go net, to find out how to shoot people But he has alittle bit of broken English so people had to correct him most of the time. -
Watch Full Metal Jacket...Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Swearing means swearing. Still got professional and unprofessional ways to swear?
Power sia, the Drill Instructor... Can't get anymore professional than that -
My friend did that in USA, we were in a shopping mall and suddenly there was a blackout, he just shouted, "C C B!!!!" (in full version).Originally posted by eagle:When in Europe, you can shout KNNCCB and smile at the person, and they will smile back at you
The security guard, happen to be nearby, "I am so sorry, I beg your pardon, are you all right?"
that's when my other friend and I stated laughing our stomach out. hahah. -
Pretend you're the queen of England...
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R.Lee Ermey... I've got the clipOriginally posted by DarthBart:Watch Full Metal Jacket...
Power sia, the Drill Instructor... Can't get anymore professional than that
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f*cking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the f*ck off of my obstacle. Get the f*ck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
You little piece of shit you look like a f*cking worm
Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @ss ended up as a brown stain on the mattress... 
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Most Professional: Diu nei low mow (Fu ck your mother)
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Can u explain the meaning of CCB , LJB , MoFo ? cuz it all shown on ur face ...
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CCB = Chao Chee Bye = Smelly female genital.Originally posted by yong93:Can u explain the meaning of CCB , LJB , MoFo ? cuz it all shown on ur face ...
LJB = Lan Jiao Bin = Dick face.
MoFo = MotherF ucker = Someone who have sex with mothers. -
can you teach me more ?Originally posted by Toblerone:Something like this?
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Who am I kidding? You would.
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.
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Linky?Originally posted by DarthBart:Watch Full Metal Jacket...
Power sia, the Drill Instructor... Can't get anymore professional than that -
s\idsdhasid lolOriginally posted by xalkyrie:i ever scold chee bye in an american shoutbox and they thought i was leaving and said bye to me. -
Originally posted by alleggerita:CCB = Chao Chee Bye = Smelly female genital.
LJB = Lan Jiao Bin = Dick face.
MoFo = MotherF ucker = Someone who have sex with mothers.
why you reply him?
read again to see what he means