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Originally posted by 0oohLaLa:twit =
a girl who types like this: hheyy y0uu qq0ing tuu bbugis tt0mol0?
has ah beng frens
likes to take pictures with eyes big big, tongue sticking out while putting captions like "i know i ugly lahs" while they are chio so that ppl will console them and write testis that "u are not ugly"
is most probably an ah lian who likes to threaten ppl abou their ah beng bf's gang
still got somemore
gum siap. -
Someone of low intelligence.Originally posted by TYING:ok...
so what is a twit? -
What's a Twit?
1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.
2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.
3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.
By the way, if I'm a dog, I'll be busy screwing a bitch.
And if I were to find one, that'll be you, Ms Anonymous.
On second thought, I would not risk myself into getting Gonorrhea that your mom has passed to you when she screwed your greatgrandfather.
4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.
5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyse and digest infomation, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.
forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...
The wonder of Languages.
English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."
English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"
English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"
6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.
From Ms Anonymous "euie tink i gif a darm to wad euie all toking abt? stp ur nonsence!"
If she doesn't give a DARM (from what I concluded to be DAMN) to what we've posted, she wouldn't be posting like a mad spastic in our board. She wouldn't even have spent time reading and conclude to herself that it is nonsence (yes its nonsense, she can't spell)
7) No mind of their own.
Quoted from Ms Dot
23:08:31pm "stop it la cb..you all want then talk about cindy tt slut..don't say others la.."
23:11:50pm "i don't like cindy want..that is why i'm here.."
23:19:09pm "i think it is you people who are wasting time instead of the anonymous lo.. stop all your rubbish la.. you will get your retribution want lo.."
23:28:43pm "i just find it unreasonabe because anonymous is an innocent party yet you peeps are quarrelin with her.. i don't mind you talkin about others in the blog because that is what your blog is for.."
23:26:35pm "fuck off la you peeps..acts mature but infact you peeps are not at all.."
The only adjective I can think of to describe this, IRONIC. Twits can't fucking make up their minds to stick to a point.
Annoying. Just like what my blog says. -
wa, u analyze all of them liao ahOriginally posted by Xephone_xenon:What's a Twit?
1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.
2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.
3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.
By the way, if I'm a dog, I'll be busy screwing a bitch.
And if I were to find one, that'll be you, Ms Anonymous.
On second thought, I would not risk myself into getting Gonorrhea that your mom has passed to you when she screwed your greatgrandfather.
4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.
5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyse and digest infomation, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.
forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...
The wonder of Languages.
English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."
English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"
English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"
6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.
From Ms Anonymous "euie tink i gif a darm to wad euie all toking abt? stp ur nonsence!"
If she doesn't give a DARM (from what I concluded to be DAMN) to what we've posted, she wouldn't be posting like a mad spastic in our board. She wouldn't even have spent time reading and conclude to herself that it is nonsence (yes its nonsense, she can't spell)
7) No mind of their own.
Quoted from Ms Dot
23:08:31pm "stop it la cb..you all want then talk about cindy tt slut..don't say others la.."
23:11:50pm "i don't like cindy want..that is why i'm here.."
23:19:09pm "i think it is you people who are wasting time instead of the anonymous lo.. stop all your rubbish la.. you will get your retribution want lo.."
23:28:43pm "i just find it unreasonabe because anonymous is an innocent party yet you peeps are quarrelin with her.. i don't mind you talkin about others in the blog because that is what your blog is for.."
23:26:35pm "fuck off la you peeps..acts mature but infact you peeps are not at all.."
The only adjective I can think of to describe this, IRONIC. Twits can't fucking make up their minds to stick to a point. Annoying. Just like what my blog says. -
Copy paste from mot websai la.Originally posted by gigabyte14:wa, u analyze all of them liao ah -
good u sum it all!
can i visit your blog? -
if u are a guy, i'm sorry to say gals will hate u
FOr not understanding them.
They put they don like backstabbers is not because they have nothing to put,
is because they met some backstabbers and hate em. They have no place to show it so they place in on friendstr. And at the same time mayb they wants to show the "backstabbers" that they hate em. -
nah don't think so.Originally posted by FBI:if u are a guy, i'm sorry to say gals will hate u
FOr not understanding them.
They put they don like backstabbers is not because they have nothing to put,
is because they met some backstabbers and hate em. They have no place to show it so they place in on friendstr. And at the same time mayb they wants to show the "backstabbers" that they hate em.
They're stupid as long as the sun raise from the east. -
and 1 thing.
Wat is this gonna do with u? i mean they can put watever they like wat.
U care so much for? or are u jealous of their something -
Originally posted by FBI:if u are a guy, i'm sorry to say gals will hate u
FOr not understanding them.
They put they don like backstabbers is not because they have nothing to put,
is because they met some backstabbers and hate em. They have no place to show it so they place in on friendstr. And at the same time mayb they wants to show the "backstabbers" that they hate em.
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nah don't think so.Originally posted by FBI:if u are a guy, i'm sorry to say gals will hate u
FOr not understanding them.
They put they don like backstabbers is not because they have nothing to put,
is because they met some backstabbers and hate em. They have no place to show it so they place in on friendstr. And at the same time mayb they wants to show the "backstabbers" that they hate em.
They're stupid as long as the sun rise from the east. -
Twit alert!!!Originally posted by FBI:and 1 thing.
Wat is this gonna do with u? i mean they can put watever they like wat.
U care so much for? or are u jealous of their something -
Originally posted by FBI:and 1 thing.
Wat is this gonna do with u? i mean they can put watever they like wat.
U care so much for? or are u jealous of their something -
well man, i used to whine and bitch about how much of a fucktard those kids are. but i came to realise something, in life, we need such people around too for people like you and i to detest. you can't be liking everyone right? besides, they can't spell for nuts and thEy hAv3 tO tYp3e l1KE thISsxXxx~.
and dude man, it's just friendster, you don't have to add these people or even accept them if they request to be your friend.
au'revoirrrrrrr -
me tooOriginally posted by boka:good u sum it all!
can i visit your blog? -
http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/
This is the website.
Theres some interesting older entries.
You see hundreds of nerds vs twits bashing in some of the older entries.
I rmb last time i see until i literally rofl.
They last time also the top 10blogs in sg. -
site's been tken down
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HAHAHAHA I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME WAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:Twit alert!!! -
its there.Originally posted by boka:site's been tken down
they just change the layout.
The older entries still there. -
so the blog has been hacked and taken over?
havent been readin for a long time; i used to read it, the old posts but the old posts are still there -
the blog
TOK KONG MAN
esp seeing pics like this
super made my day
this 1 als0 -
plus 1 more
his personal favourite
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u should put this information in wikiOriginally posted by Xephone_xenon:What's a Twit?
1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.
2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.
3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.
By the way, if I'm a dog, I'll be busy screwing a bitch.
And if I were to find one, that'll be you, Ms Anonymous.
On second thought, I would not risk myself into getting Gonorrhea that your mom has passed to you when she screwed your greatgrandfather.
4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.
5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyse and digest infomation, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.
forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...
The wonder of Languages.
English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."
English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"
English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"
6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.
From Ms Anonymous "euie tink i gif a darm to wad euie all toking abt? stp ur nonsence!"
If she doesn't give a DARM (from what I concluded to be DAMN) to what we've posted, she wouldn't be posting like a mad spastic in our board. She wouldn't even have spent time reading and conclude to herself that it is nonsence (yes its nonsense, she can't spell)
7) No mind of their own.
Quoted from Ms Dot
23:08:31pm "stop it la cb..you all want then talk about cindy tt slut..don't say others la.."
23:11:50pm "i don't like cindy want..that is why i'm here.."
23:19:09pm "i think it is you people who are wasting time instead of the anonymous lo.. stop all your rubbish la.. you will get your retribution want lo.."
23:28:43pm "i just find it unreasonabe because anonymous is an innocent party yet you peeps are quarrelin with her.. i don't mind you talkin about others in the blog because that is what your blog is for.."
23:26:35pm "fuck off la you peeps..acts mature but infact you peeps are not at all.."
The only adjective I can think of to describe this, IRONIC. Twits can't fucking make up their minds to stick to a point. Annoying. Just like what my blog says.
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wah wtf that guy i cannot tahanOriginally posted by rathcycle:the blog
TOK KONG MAN
esp seeing pics like this
super made my day
this 1 als0 -
Where are twits on the evolutionary tree? And what's the next step?