Today in the bus..
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Today hor i is sit the bus to school, den sit sit half way i hear "ooh baby baby" den i tot is wad so i continue reading my notes ma coz 1st lesson must be more enthu answer all the teacher's question.
Sumore maybe the teacher will tink " wah this kid so enthu man" den gib me more marks for test. Anyway i print my notes in blue den the blue veri nice one la i see liao my eyes sibeh shiokkk.
Den the "ooh baby baby" come again. Den i found out the guy beside me is listening to "hit me baby one more time" by britney. Wah so old school. I contemplate pole dancing with the bus pole budden dun wan la wait bus driver see liao buay tahan den langa bus.
Den later got this busty indian lady come in bus den stand beside me. den the bus jerk she keep diong diong den keep hitting me.
Den i turn to diao her den i notice omg she nv zip! Den the britney song play till "hit me baby one more time!"
So wad will u do? Will u tell the lady not? I tink ger nv zip more paiseh den guy nv zip.
But in the end... I nv tell her.
PS: i beri bored so write a banzie-styled story but this is true. -
lol.. wat has the "hit me baby one more time" got to do with the ger nver zip?
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not...exactly banzie standards....
but...+1 for efforts
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banzie is the king of incoherence leh how to fight with him.
the bottom line is u all will tell the person not ar?
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yes, if its a chio girl.. then can ask numberOriginally posted by motoway:banzie is the king of incoherence leh how to fight with him.
the bottom line is u all will tell the person not ar? -
if pretty, tell
otherwise, sleep
you so bored meh.... i hate this kind of typin style -
wah lau.. if not pretty dun tell.. tryna hai4 more ppl vomit when they see her undie rite..Originally posted by Lorry`:if pretty, tell
otherwise, sleep
you so bored meh.... i hate this kind of typin style
Ya, coz sch start le.. sibeh sian.. -
why today so many stories nia
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nice~!~!
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i wont tell be it guy or gal cos i
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ya lor. I dunoe how to say also.Originally posted by Cool-gal:i wont tell be it guy or gal cos i
point at her fly also cannot.
stare at her fly also cannot.
tell her her fly open also cannot.
So i render dun tell better. -
no la.... jk only.... u nv see this face meh >>Originally posted by motoway:wah lau.. if not pretty dun tell.. tryna hai4 more ppl vomit when they see her undie rite..
Ya, coz sch start le.. sibeh sian..
uni right? i think you mentioned before. any hunks spotted in school? ok this is OT -
Got 1 lady stand in front of me in MRT. I saw her zip didn't close. I didn't tell her. She saw me looking, then she use her t-shirt to cover the zip. She knew the zip is open or maybe zip spoilt.
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better stil, dun get those pants which zip from behind.
got once, my gf and i were having supper at you tiao da wang in geylang, her zip actually spoilt n split.
all these while, she was being looked. we didnt realise until we got home.
she cried and say never want to go geylang again. -
erm.. i always tot u were a girl..Originally posted by Cool-gal:better stil, dun get those pants which zip from behind.
got once, my gf and i were having supper at you tiao da wang in geylang, her zip actually spoilt n split.
all these while, she was being looked. we didnt realise until we got home.
she cried and say never want to go geylang again. 
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her gf la.Originally posted by OoohLaLa Coconut:erm.. i always tot u were a girl..
girlfriend. -
Banzie story was waaay better.
Good try though. -
but shes a galOriginally posted by hiphop2009:her gf la.
girlfriend. -
u noe me best..Originally posted by hiphop2009:her gf la.
girlfriend. -
banzie story is more interesting n qian ta.