a solution to all ur problems

• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:27

  is just a round house kick away!
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 01:27

  simi lan jiao
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:28

  lol..huge chuck norris fan?
• sonic_16

  16 Sep 07, 01:29

  anyone watched "Undisputed Champion: Last Man standing"?
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:29

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  lol..huge chuck norris fan?

  Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
• dbowie

  16 Sep 07, 01:30

  ORLY
  So what is the area of Chuck's sperm ?
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 01:31

  Originally posted by dbowie:

  ORLY
  So what is the area of Chuck's sperm ?

  
• cApitaland

  16 Sep 07, 01:31

  i dun get this obsession over chuck norris. i mean the only memory i have of him was him drilling carpentry or sumthin.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:31

  Originally posted by sonic_16:

  anyone watched "Undisputed Champion: Last Man standing"?

  The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:32

  Originally posted by cApitaland:

  i dun get this obsession over chuck norris. i mean the only memory i have of him was him drilling carpentry or sumthin.

  According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:33

  Originally posted by dbowie:

  ORLY
  So what is the area of Chuck's sperm ?

  Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 01:47

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

  Chuck Norris recently called me telling me of a guy called Dj who thinks he lives in the Matrix. He told me to send him to a hospital. This hospital is called Woodbridge.
  
  Should I?
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  Originally posted by redstone:

  Chuck Norris recently called me telling me of a guy called Dj who thinks he lives in the Matrix. He told me to send him to a hospital. This hospital is called Woodbridge.
  
  Should I?

  Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 01:49

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

  Thanks for the info. I'll relay that to Mr Norris...
• icyboiz

  16 Sep 07, 02:15

  wtf u all toking
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 02:17

  Originally posted by icyboiz:

  wtf u all toking

  Ask DjMatrix.. tis is getting irritating
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 02:19

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

  
• de_middle

  17 Sep 07, 12:22

  
• Zarks

  17 Sep 07, 12:25

  a solution to my problems is that IS a CALCULATOR
  
  
• TrixCereals

  17 Sep 07, 12:27

  There's a limit to everything, including roundhouse kicks to your nuts.
• kiss_my (_i_)

  17 Sep 07, 12:33

  Originally posted by pervertboi: