SG's O lvl students more smarter than British..
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The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given by British students writing their fifth form GCSE Exams last year. These are genuine responses from 16 year olds.
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. {do dishes}
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Seikh wears on his head. -
lmao. damn bad. joke forum.
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Who told you that?
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'Originally posted by soulwinner:Who told you that?
got it frm the net and they claim it the british students really wrote those. -
its a joke..
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sg students are not smarter.. just more academically inclined nia
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meh our english is much better
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this is my fav..
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. -
LOLLLL:LLLLLLLLLLLL
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Q.What the heck is this ?
A. LOLS ^^ [Also an A] -
sg students not smarter, is they memorise everything by heart
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u actualy believe this is real?? zzz
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Half of them are probably just jokes though. My friends tend to right crap on their papers if they can't answer it.
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Fyi, Singapore O levels are of a different standard from British O levels.. Singapore ones are a mixture of the Singapore Examination board and Cambridge whereas britain has only the latter.
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but then, if this was real, it shows that British peeps can manipulate information and distort facts. having a sense of humor (unlike lame jokes) = intelligent
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even if it's not real, it's still entertaining.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:u actualy believe this is real?? zzz -
that's not true, at GCSE (used to be called O levels but we changed it to 'General Certificate of Secondary Education') usually at least two exam boards cover each subject giving slightly different criteria or style of final exam and the course. the boards are AQA, Edexcel & OCR (which is the one involving cambridge, 'Oxford, Cambridge & RSA')Originally posted by aloof_guy:Fyi, Singapore O levels are of a different standard from British O levels.. Singapore ones are a mixture of the Singapore Examination board and Cambridge whereas britain has only the latter.
in fact in my experience AQA accounts for most of the examinations so actually cambridge has a relatively small role when you consider the percentage covered by AQA and Edexcel -
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
i dont get this....what is a fibula? -
they are so creative
tts where SG students lose out -
so true. SG students are not very creative. like me.
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lol good...my kind of lame jokes.
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Originally posted by pokkagreentea:T
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. -
a fib is a lieOriginally posted by huiz:Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
i dont get this....what is a fibula?
small fib lor