die liao die liao

• kiss_my (_i_)

  27 Sep 07, 13:26

  and how old are u and ur dar dar?
• sEphIrOth

  27 Sep 07, 13:29

  she is 19...im going to be 19 this yr
• Zarks

  27 Sep 07, 13:29

  Nex time prepare something like A pretty cake that you bought...
  
  then if ur mum came back home then u said Suprise !!! we made a cake for you !!!!
  
  Or...
  
  Mommy, i and my gf plan to MAKE baby in our sweet home !!!
• yiha093

  27 Sep 07, 14:13

  lmao
  ur papa say
  
  waaaa, good boy, so young got gf le
• Lin Yu

  27 Sep 07, 14:21

  at 19, you give up a forest for the tree?
  at 29, lu pian de ye hua bu yao chai
  at 39,no fish shrimp also good
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  27 Sep 07, 14:33

  Originally posted by sEphIrOth:

  mom n i dont talk abt birds n the bees one...so awkward...and i scared my mom have a bad impression of my gf

  Sianz.. now is what century le, still got people use birds and bee metaphor..
• sEphIrOth

  27 Sep 07, 14:41

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  Sianz.. now is what century le, still got people use birds and bee metaphor..

  an expression ma
• Lorry`

  27 Sep 07, 14:47

  just relax la
  
  tell her dont da jing xiao guai
  
  tell her, if you 2 want to do it, then in the first place why you still tell her (mom) that you're bringing your gf home? If you 2 want to ahem then most probably you wont tell your mom that your bringing your gf home
  
  
• dbowie

  27 Sep 07, 14:47

  tell her so what if i do tt ..
• sEphIrOth

  27 Sep 07, 14:50

  Originally posted by Lorry`:

  just relax la
  
  tell her dont da jing xiao guai
  
  tell her, if you 2 want to do it, then in the first place why you still tell her (mom) that you're bringing your gf home? If you 2 want to ahem then most probably you wont tell your mom that your bringing your gf home
  
  

  yeah good point
  
  thanks
• caleb_chiang

  27 Sep 07, 14:52

  and? then do something that she would expect of you lor...
• yiha093

  27 Sep 07, 21:51

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  and? then do something that she would expect of you lor...

  muz do ur family proud!
• VagueHart

  27 Sep 07, 23:08

  Tell her "I bring girl back to ahem better than I bring boy back to AHEM right?? "
  
  Next time really want ahem oso much easier liao
• wonderamazement

  27 Sep 07, 23:11

  Hais, relax la... If you have a clear conscience... Nth to worry about!
• Nikar2

  28 Sep 07, 10:45

  the most important thing now is : when your mom came home and spot-check, is your xiao-di-di already halfway in your gf's hole?!
• sEphIrOth

  28 Sep 07, 10:58

  never even go in the hole.
• dragg

  28 Sep 07, 11:04

  do it now since you have to take the blame anyhow.
  
  
• angel7030

  28 Sep 07, 11:14

  Originally posted by sEphIrOth:

  just now my gf come my house then i told my mom.
  
  den she purposely come home check on us but we never do anything. she has never came home b4 during working hours.
  
  now she thinks i done something, when i did not. how to salvage the situation?
  
  wo shi qing bai de!

  Huh, u one shot get two birds lah. Not bad