a true story of a person who crapped in his pants(LOL)

• pokkagreentea

  15 Oct 07, 18:21

  
  and to think, I actually became engrossed reading your long story.
  
  
• limywv

  15 Oct 07, 20:37

   

   

   

   

  
  
• caleb_chiang

  15 Oct 07, 21:09

  My friend's name also Kah ~ but it's Hoe...
  
  Anyway, I remember I crapped myself in lower primary when trying to hold it from school to back home...
• Scania N113CRB luver

  15 Oct 07, 21:25

  I remember this when i was Pri 3 i think .
  
  Because im scared of going to the toilets , i gek (hold) until i reach home to relieve myself . That time i was in afternoon session , so abt 6.30pm go home . There was assembly that day , but my bladder oredi super full oredi . But nvm i gek . When the National anthem was over , time for pledge taking ! After finish taking the pledge , guess what happen?
  
  The *whoever stands at the flag post pull flag* will say "Skuala Senandiri!" Then i was told to bang my feet . So i stupid go follow bang the feet . After banging the feet , the unthinkable happened.
• gunner77

  15 Oct 07, 22:04

  Originally posted by Scania N113CRB luver:

  I remember this when i was Pri 3 i think .
  
  Because im scared of going to the toilets , i gek (hold) until i reach home to relieve myself . That time i was in afternoon session , so abt 6.30pm go home . There was assembly that day , but my bladder oredi super full oredi . But nvm i gek . When the National anthem was over , time for pledge taking ! After finish taking the pledge , guess what happen?
  
  The *whoever stands at the flag post pull flag* will say "Skuala Senandiri!" Then i was told to bang my feet . So i stupid go follow bang the feet . After banging the feet , the unthinkable happened.

  
  leaking....
• technoboy

  15 Oct 07, 22:14

  I only gek until canot gek my vomit and did it in the school bus...
• Scania N113CRB luver

  15 Oct 07, 23:05

  Originally posted by gunner77:

  
  leaking....

  Nope not leak . Even floor also got urine . What'd ya think?
• WinnieThePooh

  15 Oct 07, 23:18

  
  
  HONGGAN LA!
• limywv

  16 Oct 07, 00:43

   

   

   

   

  
  
• metalcar

  16 Oct 07, 04:13

  Originally posted by limywv:
  [b]
  *but then on this fateful day i sat beside Kah Hao. I kept hearing "pfftt" sounds and some hints of methane smelling gas dunno originating from where.. b]

  waa.. u can smell methane.... nvm zz methane smells...?
• Hello Kitty

  16 Oct 07, 05:22

  bt he oladi so kelian.
  
  u stil wan luff at him liddat.
  
  no wonder fail ur napfa.
  
  wahaha.
  
  obi ah.
  
  bao ying ah.
  
  luff at ppl, ppl luff at u.
• limywv

  16 Oct 07, 20:05

   

   

   

   

  
  
• wxboi

  16 Oct 07, 20:18

  so far never lau sai at bad time ...yet..
• limywv

  16 Oct 07, 20:33

   

   

   

   

  
  
• Deadly

  16 Oct 07, 20:36

  Originally posted by limywv:

  spray?haha

  Splash
• kawasaki2

  16 Oct 07, 20:39

  hahahahahahaahhahaahahha..............................
• T E M P O

  16 Oct 07, 21:13

  me not so suay..me only pee in pants before xD
  
  Remember that time p1..wanna go urine but teacher dont let, so stay in class bo bian hold. hold until halfway, buay tahan then suddenly let out, wa kao man, i was like damn scared and pai seh. then teacher call me, bo bian, stand up..pants a lil wet, then walk back to seat, my friend talk to me. my reaction was like, OMG SHIT SHIT SHIT JIA LAT DIE LIAO..then heng heng he go say, eh you dont know how to drink water ah...drink until like that..then after hearing that i liao..safe and sound.
• jay_rocks

  16 Oct 07, 21:34

  afternoon shift got flag lowering be4 going to class meh?
• gunner77

  16 Oct 07, 22:30

  Originally posted by Scania N113CRB luver:

  Nope not leak . Even floor also got urine . What'd ya think?

  flood
• limywv

  17 Oct 07, 02:33

   

   

   

   

  
  
• alleggerita

  12 Jan 08, 01:05

  You P6 saw this still not so bad..I've watched a girl crap in her skirt and a guy pee in his pants in SECONDARY TWO! WTF!
  
  1) Girl who crapped.
  Her name is Jessy..I also dunno why she never go toilet when she felt that her crap is coming out..and it's not any old crap, it's diarrhoea! After realizing she crapped on her skirt, she ran all the way to the toilet..on the way there, she left a trail of sh!t all over the corridor..
  
  And what's worst?! The wall of the female toilet got her sh!t too! This is really what you call "Bang Sai Tor Bia"..
  
  2) Guy who pee-ed in his pants.
  This guy (let's call him PB), he's my classmate..he's a very very obedient student, and this caused him his "downfall"..
  
  I remember our form teacher was scolding us at the top of her lungs..then she cried and went out of our class..so our class was without a teacher..PB was very urgent, but there's no teacher for him to ask for permission from..so he tried to control his bladder..
  
  Then PB finally buey tahan, went to ask my class' chairman..my class chairman said: "NO!"..and he really didn't go!
  
  Then PB was standing behind the classroom, standing behind my friend's (called Victor) chair..he had both his hands in his pockets and he looked calm..Suddenly, a girl in my class screamed and pointed at PB, or more specifically, at his d!ck..He looked down and saw that he pee-ed in his pants..he stood there stunned for about 3 seconds, before he started running at top speed to toilet..
  
  Victor came back and saw that that guy had pee-ed on his chair's chair legs..then he KPKB..
  
  Meanwhile, some of my more evil friends went to toilet to see what PB is up to..but PB hid himself in one cubicle..then one of my friends damn evil, he went into the cubicle next to PB's cubicle and climbed up the toilet bowl to see into PB's cubicle..he saw PB using both his palms fanning his d!ck area..
  
  These two are true stories, I swear..and everytime I think about it, my reaction is same as TS..I still laugh my head off..
  
  Edit: Typo..
• Virus92

  12 Jan 08, 01:14

  
  
  feel so evil laughing at other ppl
• seow

  12 Jan 08, 01:15

  My current classmate's primary school classmate peed under the teachers table when he wasn't given permission to go wee wee.
• toyota-corolla

  12 Jan 08, 01:31

  COOL.
• qwerys

  12 Jan 08, 01:46

  
  
  i have this familiar incident, but that guy peed his pants