Seriously, I think I am the best in SGF

• spadeTwo

  17 Oct 07, 18:52

  Originally posted by limywv:

  i didnt? oh okay, after my o levels i will , promise

  so smart still taking o levels. not going havard or cambridge straight away ah ?
• dbowie

  17 Oct 07, 18:53

  This thread is inviting flaming to come along.
• fifteen

  17 Oct 07, 18:57

  he is imagining himself in the resident evil extinction movie now...
• caleb_chiang

  17 Oct 07, 18:59

  I agree... TS is definitely the best bullshitter in the whole SGF as well as in reality.
• ghimpheng

  17 Oct 07, 19:03

  whatever who care who is best and who is not in sgf
  
  Fireice and Jason Is The best in SGF period
  
  http://sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=268650
• kcockicht

  17 Oct 07, 19:12

  Desker Rd cha queh teow very tasty and shio. All must try at least once in a lifetime
• RETARDED_MORON

  17 Oct 07, 20:11

  Originally posted by limywv:

  Sorry for sounding a tad too obnoxious, but I thought that it's better for me to inform to all of you that I greatly surpass each and everyone of you.
  
  Be it mental, physical or emotional.
  
  I have, the best brains that anyone in SGF can offer
  
  I have, the most strength when it comes to sports
  
  And I also am, the most tactful amongst all others in SGF
  
  Sorry to boast about my qualities, but i cant keep it to myself any longer. I need someone to rise up to the challenge and win me in any aspects.
  
  Also, I think my use of the english language is impossibly great, and although sometimes my posts do not justify my nom de plume(smartest one alive), but in reality I am the best.
  
  Sorry guys, for using near perfect english, and the doing away of the "lahs' and "lors"

  But my penis is longer than yours.
• JennTS

  17 Oct 07, 20:38

  Title: Seriously, I think I am the best in SGF
  
  - Should be "I think that I am the best"
  
  Sorry for sounding a tad too obnoxious, but I thought that it's better for me to inform to all of you that I greatly surpass each and everyone of you.
  
  - Both 'thought and 'it's' are different tenses. It should be either "but I think that it is better" or "but I thought that it would be better".
  - The word 'to' as seen here is not required.
  - The words 'every one' should be used instead of 'everyone'.
  - 'I greatly surpass each and everyone of you' - In what?!?
  
  Be it mental, physical or emotional.
  
  - As pointed out, it is not a proper sentence. It should be linked with the last sentence of the previous paragraph with a comar.
  
  I have, the best brains that anyone in SGF can offer
  
  I have, the most strength when it comes to sports
  
  And I also am, the most tactful amongst all others in SGF
  
  
  - Comars are not required; fullstops are missing.
  
  Sorry to boast about my qualities, but i cant keep it to myself any longer. I need someone to rise up to the challenge and win me in any aspects.
  
  - 'i' should be typed as a capital letter.
  - 'cant' is missing an aprostophe.
  - Since there is the word 'any', 'aspect' should be used and not 'aspects'.
  
  Also, I think my use of the english language is impossibly great, and although sometimes my posts do not justify my nom de plume(smartest one alive), but in reality I am the best.
  
  - Inappropiate usage of the word 'impossibly'.
  - 'usage', not 'use'.
  - The E in English should be a capital letter.
  - Missing a comar here. It should be "but in reality, I am the best."
  
  Sorry guys, for using near perfect english, and the doing away of the "lahs' and "lors"
  
  - 'guys' is a slang.
  - First comar is not needed.
  - As metioned before, the E should be a capital letter.
  - 'the' is redundant.
• JennTS

  17 Oct 07, 20:38

  Title: Seriously, I think I am the best in SGF
  
  - Should be "I think that I am the best"
  
  Sorry for sounding a tad too obnoxious, but I thought that it's better for me to inform to all of you that I greatly surpass each and everyone of you.
  
  - Both 'thought and 'it's' are different tenses. It should be either "but I think that it is better" or "but I thought that it would be better".
  - The word 'to' as seen here is not required.
  - The words 'every one' should be used instead of 'everyone'.
  - 'I greatly surpass each and everyone of you' - In what? Being obnoxious?!?
  
  Be it mental, physical or emotional.
  
  - As pointed out, it is not a proper sentence. It should be linked with the last sentence of the previous paragraph with a comar.
  
  I have, the best brains that anyone in SGF can offer
  
  I have, the most strength when it comes to sports
  
  And I also am, the most tactful amongst all others in SGF
  
  - Should be "I have the best brains that anyone else from SGF can offer."
  - All comars in these 3 sentences are not required; fullstops are missing after each sentence.
  - Absolutely no need for a seperate paragraph for each of these sentences since they're all boasting about your qualities, unless this is in speech form, and has a break after each sentence for the effect.
  
  Sorry to boast about my qualities, but i cant keep it to myself any longer. I need someone to rise up to the challenge and win me in any aspects.
  
  - 'i' should be typed as a capital letter.
  - 'cant' is missing an aprostophe.
  - Since there is the word 'any', 'aspect' should be used and not 'aspects'.
  
  Also, I think my use of the english language is impossibly great, and although sometimes my posts do not justify my nom de plume(smartest one alive), but in reality I am the best.
  
  - Inappropiate usage of the word 'impossibly'.
  - 'usage', not 'use'.
  - The E in English should be a capital letter.
  - Missing a comar here. It should be "but in reality, I am the best."
  
  Sorry guys, for using near perfect english, and the doing away of the "lahs' and "lors"
  
  - First comar is not needed.
  - As metioned before, the E should be a capital letter.
  - 'the' is redundant.
  
  25 mistakes so far in this short simple text. It seems that your 'near-pefect' English has a long way more to go before becoming perfect.
• Aaron8209

  17 Oct 07, 20:39

  Bloody simon COW!!!
• jondizzle foshizzle

  17 Oct 07, 21:07

  Originally posted by limywv:

  Sorry for sounding a tad too obnoxious, but I thought that it's better for me to inform to all of you that I greatly surpass each and everyone of you.
  
  Be it mental, physical or emotional.
  
  I have, the best brains that anyone in SGF can offer
  
  I have, the most strength when it comes to sports
  
  And I also am, the most tactful amongst all others in SGF
  
  Sorry to boast about my qualities, but i cant keep it to myself any longer. I need someone to rise up to the challenge and win me in any aspects.
  
  Also, I think my use of the english language is impossibly great, and although sometimes my posts do not justify my nom de plume(smartest one alive), but in reality I am the best.
  
  Sorry guys, for using near perfect english, and the doing away of the "lahs' and "lors"

  There we go just spotted a misuse of the word 'win'. Guess your mastery of the English language isn't so great.
• CUM ON MY FACE

  17 Oct 07, 21:24

  Originally posted by polarsnake:

  Sorry to burst your bubble, but 'win me' is the correct term to use. Not 'beat me'.

  Oh really? Could the not-so-stupid people of sgforums please clarify?
  
  jondizzle foshizzle seems to agree with me.
• JennTS

  17 Oct 07, 21:25

  Originally posted by polarsnake:

  Sorry to burst your bubble, but 'win me' is the correct term to use. Not 'beat me'.

  Actually, after doing a search on dictionary.com and going through each definition carefully, it seems that the word 'win' has absolutely nothing to do with the idea of beating someone else. Therefore, 'win me' is a slang, and is not a proper term.
• popikachu

  17 Oct 07, 21:32

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  You can apply to be Singapore's next primary or secondary school teacher so as to improve their grammar standard and bring it up to par with English-speaking countries.
  
  Thank you.

  lol...
  
  TS, you cannot win our lumber one computer expert mayi ^^
• mancha

  17 Oct 07, 22:37

  Originally posted by JennTS:

  Actually, after doing a search on dictionary.com and going through each definition carefully, it seems that the word 'win' has absolutely nothing to do with the idea of beating someone else. Therefore, 'win me' is a slang, and is not a proper term.

  Correct .." win me" is Singlish.
  "...rise up to the challenge and win against me."
  
  
• jondizzle foshizzle

  17 Oct 07, 23:18

  Originally posted by mancha:
  
  Correct .." win me" is Singlish.
  "...rise up to the challenge and win [b]against me."
  
  [/b]

  lol correct. Win me means to actually win me as a prize
• Lost_Drift

  17 Oct 07, 23:18

  HAHAHAHA! WTF is this guy posting?
• SumOne

  17 Oct 07, 23:50

  Originally posted by limywv:

  Sorry for sounding a tad too obnoxious, but I thought that it's better for me to inform to all of you that I greatly surpass each and everyone of you.
  
  Be it mental, physical or emotional.
  
  I have, the best brains that anyone in SGF can offer
  
  I have, the most strength when it comes to sports
  
  And I also am, the most tactful amongst all others in SGF
  
  Sorry to boast about my qualities, but i cant keep it to myself any longer. I need someone to rise up to the challenge and win me in any aspects.
  
  Also, I think my use of the english language is impossibly great, and although sometimes my posts do not justify my nom de plume(smartest one alive), but in reality I am the best.
  
  Sorry guys, for using near perfect english, and the doing away of the "lahs' and "lors"

  Shouldn't this be in one of the jokes sections?
  
  Funniest and corniest jokes!!
  
  Jokes and Humour Forum
  
• limywv

  18 Oct 07, 16:13

   

   

   

   

  
  
• 798

  18 Oct 07, 16:32

  ok u r the best, but i am the best of the best!
• limywv

  18 Oct 07, 16:40

   

   

   

   

  
  
• Cool-gal

  18 Oct 07, 16:52

  Originally posted by limywv:

  lol i wanted to post there...but post wrongly...

  wrong move..
  my condolences.
  here goes ur reputation..
  take care..
  haiz..........
  haiz....................
  
• Daisuke-kun

  18 Oct 07, 17:13

  Ok that's gd. now b arrogant.
• toyota-corolla

  18 Oct 07, 17:25

  Originally posted by eagle:

  Good
  
  I expect to see you help out in Homework Forum then
  
  Regards,
  Eagle
  Moderator of Homework Forum

  x2
  
  I expect to see you help out in Ocean Liner Forum then.
  
  Regards,
  toyota-corolla
  Moderator of Ocean Liner Forum.
• MyPillowTalks

  18 Oct 07, 17:25

  ok, have anyone proof tht u are better then him?