The Ecology of sgForums
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taken from somewhere else and edited to suit the context here
The Wolves
These are the smartest animals in the forums. They either have knowledge and experience in the discussion topics, or they have the talents to make up for the lack of. They are very protective of their territory, and they always travel in packs. Wolves are carnivores, so they prey on clueless newbies. Occasionally, wolves would disagree with each other, and when that happens, there would be two possible outcomes. 1. They work out the differences and respect each other more. 2. An alpha male emerges after an intense debate filled external references. The wolf that lost would go into hiding.
The Trolls
These are people who seek joy from disturbing the peace in the forums. They feed on anger and chaos. They do so by starting threads with sensitive topics. The trolls are not welcomed in any community, and that goes the same for sgF. Trolls don't stay very long, as they make enemies quickly and need to be on the run in order to survive. When they do linger, they are either killed by the Rangers, or get driven out by the Wolves.
The Rangers
Also known as the moderators. Their job is to maintain the integrity of the forums. They patrol the forum to kill trolls and herd back stray squirrels. Their number is few so sometimes they rely on others to help them do their jobs.
The Bunnies
Also known as forum junkies. Bunnies are lovable creatures who hop from one forum to the other. They post playful, and often meaningless, posts. They post all the time, and they multiply. Bunnies are mostly harmless, but in large number, they can still easily overrun any newbie.
The Squirrels
The squirrels are like the Bunnies, except they don't hop around as much. They could go days without being seen. Occasionally, they stray away and post in the wrong forum, and then a Ranger would have to herd them back to where they belong. Some squirrels eventually become Bunnies.
The King
Also known as Chief Janitor. He owns sgForums and her sister sites. He's deathly afraid of the Trolls so he hired the Rangers to patrol his land. He has the power to exterminate dark forces and invaders.
The Monkeys
These are the annoying whiners in the forums. They are not as smart as the Wolves, but also not as disruptive as the Trolls. They like to beat dead horses and throw coconuts at the King. They are not the most popular ones in the forums but they are not going away either. The Rangers canÂ’t do anything about them, and frankly, they don't give a banana either.
In short: Play with the bunnies, be friends with the wolves. Respect the Rangers, stay away from the Trolls. Hail the King, and let the Monkeys be ignored.
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Originally posted by FireIce:
hahaha
....The Rangers canÂ’t do anything about them, and frankly, they don't give a banana either.
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I think you forgot about the bootlickers.
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you forgot the peacorks too. People who post attention-grabbing topics. Usually about themselves.
Noiseology-monkey cave. HAHAHA
And moderators shouldn't be called rangers. Insults the rangers. How about....... security guards. -
Monkey cave? You mean the yellow leftie?Originally posted by Hellraiza:you forgot the peacocks too. People who post attention-grabbing topics. Usually about themselves.
Noiseology-monkey cave. HAHAHA -
Interesting.
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How about "The Clones"?
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they r trolls.Originally posted by popikachu:How about "The Clones"? -
wo shi ke ai de tu zi!
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mao lah not tu zi...Originally posted by Hello Kitty:wo shi ke ai de tu zi!
*hop hop hop* -
Originally posted by FireIce:
The Bunnies
Also known as forum junkies. Bunnies are lovable creatures who hop from one forum to the other. They post playful, and often meaningless, posts. They post all the time, and they multiply. Bunnies are mostly harmless, but in large number, they can still easily overrun any newbie.
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Originally posted by seotiblizzard:
The Trolls
These are people who seek joy from disturbing the peace in the forums. They feed on anger and chaos. They do so by starting threads with sensitive topics. The trolls are not welcomed in any community, and that goes the same for sgF. Trolls don't stay very long, as they make enemies quickly and need to be on the run in order to survive. When they do linger, they are either killed by the Rangers, or get driven out by the Wolves. -
I am a bunny !
how cute !
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Originally posted by popikachu:
The Trolls
These are people who seek joy from disturbing the peace in the forums. They feed on anger and chaos. They do so by starting threads with sensitive topics. The trolls are not welcomed in any community, and that goes the same for sgF. Trolls don't stay very long, as they make enemies quickly and need to be on the run in order to survive. When they do linger, they are either killed by the Rangers, or get driven out by the Wolves. 
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ferret is rat!Originally posted by Ferret:I am a bunny !
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Adding on, some of the wolves may get shot during troll-hunting season.
Also some monkeys appear to have crossed the line at times, taking on the appearrance of trolls. -
agree x 2!Originally posted by Ferret:I am a bunny !
how cute !
therefore we should kill the Ferret n eat her! -
ok, cm.
tell me.
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Originally posted by 798:agree x 2!
therefore we should kill the Ferret n eat her! 
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Then i will turn into wolvie !
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Rangers lead the way. I wanna be Ranger.
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i think there is another group call the foxes.
look innocent they seem but they make use of their friends to kill for them. or making use of trolls to do work for them while they enjoy watching. -
Originally posted by Ferret:Then i will turn into wolvie !
These are the smartest animals in the forums.
rat not smart wor...
>.<"
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eh faster say leh.Originally posted by Hello Kitty:ok, cm.
tell me.
who wan to be tu zi as well?
me wan to go pom pom le. -
If there are foxes we will need hounds to hunt them down.