Originally posted by Leon.84:One time my friend saw a really chio girl and tried his most cheesiest line.
Him: Hi, is your dad a terrorist?
Her: No, why?
Him: Coz ur da bomb!
Next to her is her fat friend and she scold my friend why he only talk to her chio friend. So my friend tried his line again.
Him: Hi is your dad a terrorist?
Her: Nooo...why?
Him: Cos u shud be one!![]()
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Originally posted by radioactivelk:buy her coffee?
What cups dude?, u dun even fit my navel D cups ya. So why dun you just buzz off, and l will be a happier gal.Originally posted by gunner77:just say
" hi, u are pretty. can i clear the cups now ?
Save it to shave yourself man.Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:![]()
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"Hi, i am going to treat you an Ice blended Latte, do you wan whipped cream on it?"
But i cannot buzz off. i not insect. how?Originally posted by angel7030:What cups dude?, u dun even fit my navel D cups ya. So why dun you just buzz off, and l will be a happier gal.
Siew taiOriginally posted by radioactivelk:buy her coffee?
u like shaved man?Originally posted by angel7030:Save it to shave yourself man.
Ya, then you think i like hairy beard like the indian huh? Shave it like beckham ya.Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:u like shaved man?![]()
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Then stop buzzing around my cup other than offering me a light ya.Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:But i cannot buzz off. i not insect. how?
then i believe u must be an expert in picking up on girls..Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:My god what is wrong with you people!??! No wonder you can't get girls because you're silly enough to think a single lame-ass line will score you a girlfriend! Pleaseee don't use pickup lines!! I've said this soooo many times!!
Simple, just drive a pick up to Bugis junction Starbuck cafe and pick me up.Originally posted by Mospeada:then i believe u must be an expert in picking up on girls..
then show us...
chwee kong song
Originally posted by angel7030:Simple, just drive a pick up to Bugis junction Starbuck cafe and pick me up.
I'm not an expert but at least I have enough common sense to know that the ability to spout half witty, half lame phrase usually involving the use of a horrible pun which you got off the internet isn't really what girls look for in a guy.Originally posted by Mospeada:then i believe u must be an expert in picking up on girls..
then show us...
chwee kong song
u mean u thot someone or anyone will use those cheesy lines suggested here?Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:I'm not an expert but at least I have enough common sense to know that the ability to spout half witty, half lame phrase usually involving the use of a horrible pun which you got off the internet isn't really what girls look for in a guy.
lol no I don't but the TS seems to be asking for some pickup lines that he can actually use in RLOriginally posted by Mospeada:u mean u thot someone or anyone will use those cheesy lines suggested here?
u mean u actually take advises from here seriously?![]()
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