Then you got wet dream anot?Originally posted by pdbm:i dreamt i was at underwater world n then i sneak off from the main attraction area n i came to a door which says 'NO ENTRY EXCEPT STAFFS'.
but i heck care then i enter, n i saw many tanks of fishes n sea creatures n corals...
then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
then i told it 'u siao ding dong la' n i walked away. But guess what? it grabbed me with its tentacles n pull me inside the tank n tried to rape me!! the tentacle grabbed my body n i had to struggle to keep my head out of the water n then i could feel some tentacles going into my anus...
then i summoned all my strength n i peeled the octopus off me n i happen to see the tank next to me got electric eels. so i throw the octopus into the tank of electric eels n it become chao tah... then later i went to pull off a cooked tentacle n eat it on my way out of underwater world. it was tasty! if got wasabi then nicer.
then i woke up n it was a fine saturday morning n i realized it was just a dream. but then i found some black ink on my hand.... maybe octopus ink?
no lehOriginally posted by Darkness_hacker99:Then you got wet dream anot?![]()
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How does the tentacle that went in your anus taste like?Originally posted by pdbm:i dreamt i was at underwater world n then i sneak off from the main attraction area n i came to a door which says 'NO ENTRY EXCEPT STAFFS'.
but i heck care then i enter, n i saw many tanks of fishes n sea creatures n corals...
then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
then i told it 'u siao ding dong la' n i walked away. But guess what? it grabbed me with its tentacles n pull me inside the tank n tried to rape me!! the tentacle grabbed my body n i had to struggle to keep my head out of the water n then i could feel some tentacles going into my anus...
then i summoned all my strength n i peeled the octopus off me n i happen to see the tank next to me got electric eels. so i throw the octopus into the tank of electric eels n it become chao tah... then later i went to pull off a cooked tentacle n eat it on my way out of underwater world. it was tasty! if got wasabi then nicer.
then i woke up n it was a fine saturday morning n i realized it was just a dream. but then i found some black ink on my hand.... maybe octopus ink?
i ate a diff tentacle that went into my anus lahOriginally posted by LatecomerX:How does the tentacle that went in your anus taste like?
Originally posted by pdbm:then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
Originally posted at stooky @ EDMW
i dream i was in a supermarket n then i went to buy some apples n when i pick up an apple, it suddenly exploded like a grenade n caused my face n shirt to be full of apple pulp. so i scold the apple knn your mother smell cheesepie fark broken. then one supermarket staff saw me n slapped me for scolding vulgarities. then i told her knn the apple explode in my face.
then she say the apple buay song me n walk away. so i angry n i took an apple n throw it on her head n then later she turned into a monster with spiky thorns on her head n chased after me around the supermarket!
i screamed for help but the other shoppers ignored me. then i slipped n fell on a banana skin. n the monster was coming for me! it has sharp teeth n wanted to eat me. then when it came near me i took a piece of the banana skin n stick it on the monster's forehead like a chinese yellow talisman n then it became still n melted into the ground.
i then resumed shopping n later one auntie promoter was frying chicken n ask me to try. i went to smell the chicken frying in the deep fryer n then suddenly this auntie pushed my head into the deep fryer!! siao ah!! lucky i was fast enough...i quickly pushed the deep fryer full of hot oil away, before my face gets fried. n it dropped onto the floor n scalded her feet n later she disappeared into thin air. then suddenly that deep fryer changed into a timebomb n the clock was ticking...1 minute!!
so i quickly ran to the entrance n saw a young chiobu part time cashier with size 34D breasts. i told her the supermarket gonna explode! i grab her hands n ran n shortly afterwards, got a big explosion n we fell forward with me on top of her, hugging her, protecting her from the blast.
after the dust settled, she said you're my hero! thanks for saving me! n kissed me passionately.................
then later i woke up....oh what a dream!