i had a bad dream last night

• pdbm

  3 Nov 07, 13:01

  i dreamt i was at underwater world n then i sneak off from the main attraction area n i came to a door which says 'NO ENTRY EXCEPT STAFFS'.
  
  but i heck care then i enter, n i saw many tanks of fishes n sea creatures n corals...
  
  then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
  
  then i told it 'u siao ding dong la' n i walked away. But guess what? it grabbed me with its tentacles n pull me inside the tank n tried to rape me!! the tentacle grabbed my body n i had to struggle to keep my head out of the water n then i could feel some tentacles going into my anus...
  
  then i summoned all my strength n i peeled the octopus off me n i happen to see the tank next to me got electric eels. so i throw the octopus into the tank of electric eels n it become chao tah... then later i went to pull off a cooked tentacle n eat it on my way out of underwater world. it was tasty! if got wasabi then nicer.
  
  then i woke up n it was a fine saturday morning n i realized it was just a dream. but then i found some black ink on my hand.... maybe octopus ink?
• kenizaton

  3 Nov 07, 13:20

  diao..i think u too stressed up liao..go relax abit k..
• icyboiz

  3 Nov 07, 13:21

  i dreamt i was at underwater world n then i sneak off from the main attraction area n i came to a door which says 'NO ENTRY EXCEPT STAFFS'.
  
  but i heck care then i enter, n i saw many tanks of fishes n sea creatures n corals...
  
  then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
  
  then i told it 'u siao ding dong la' n i walked away. But guess what? it grabbed me with its tentacles n pull me inside the tank n tried to rape me!! the tentacle grabbed my body n i had to struggle to keep my head out of the water n then i could feel some tentacles going into my anus...
  
  then i summoned all my strength n i peeled the octopus off me n i happen to see the tank next to me got electric eels. so i throw the octopus into the tank of electric eels n it become chao tah... then later i went to pull off a cooked tentacle n eat it on my way out of underwater world. it was tasty! if got wasabi then nicer.
  
  then i woke up n it was a fine saturday morning n i realized it was just a dream. but then i found some black ink on my hand.... maybe octopus ink?
• aku1b0d0

  3 Nov 07, 13:22

  its orang minyak's cum laa.
• Daisuke-kun

  3 Nov 07, 13:38

  Octipus spirit come haunt.
• Darkness_hacker99

  3 Nov 07, 15:18

  Originally posted by pdbm:

  i dreamt i was at underwater world n then i sneak off from the main attraction area n i came to a door which says 'NO ENTRY EXCEPT STAFFS'.
  
  but i heck care then i enter, n i saw many tanks of fishes n sea creatures n corals...
  
  then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
  
  then i told it 'u siao ding dong la' n i walked away. But guess what? it grabbed me with its tentacles n pull me inside the tank n tried to rape me!! the tentacle grabbed my body n i had to struggle to keep my head out of the water n then i could feel some tentacles going into my anus...
  
  then i summoned all my strength n i peeled the octopus off me n i happen to see the tank next to me got electric eels. so i throw the octopus into the tank of electric eels n it become chao tah... then later i went to pull off a cooked tentacle n eat it on my way out of underwater world. it was tasty! if got wasabi then nicer.
  
  then i woke up n it was a fine saturday morning n i realized it was just a dream. but then i found some black ink on my hand.... maybe octopus ink?

  Then you got wet dream anot?
• pdbm

  3 Nov 07, 15:38

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  Then you got wet dream anot?

  no leh
• Zarks

  3 Nov 07, 16:45

  ur dream so interesting !! sure syok !
• LatecomerX

  3 Nov 07, 20:13

  Originally posted by pdbm:

  i dreamt i was at underwater world n then i sneak off from the main attraction area n i came to a door which says 'NO ENTRY EXCEPT STAFFS'.
  
  but i heck care then i enter, n i saw many tanks of fishes n sea creatures n corals...
  
  then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
  
  then i told it 'u siao ding dong la' n i walked away. But guess what? it grabbed me with its tentacles n pull me inside the tank n tried to rape me!! the tentacle grabbed my body n i had to struggle to keep my head out of the water n then i could feel some tentacles going into my anus...
  
  then i summoned all my strength n i peeled the octopus off me n i happen to see the tank next to me got electric eels. so i throw the octopus into the tank of electric eels n it become chao tah... then later i went to pull off a cooked tentacle n eat it on my way out of underwater world. it was tasty! if got wasabi then nicer.
  
  then i woke up n it was a fine saturday morning n i realized it was just a dream. but then i found some black ink on my hand.... maybe octopus ink?

  How does the tentacle that went in your anus taste like?
  
• yong93

  3 Nov 07, 20:23

  ASGM SMLJ ?
• pdbm

  3 Nov 07, 22:49

  Originally posted by LatecomerX:

  How does the tentacle that went in your anus taste like?
  

  i ate a diff tentacle that went into my anus lah
• alleggerita

  3 Nov 07, 23:39

  I wake up,
  It's a bad dream
  No one on my side.
  I was fighting,
  But I just feel too tired to be fighting.
  Guess I'm not the fighting kind.
  Won't mind it
  If you were by my side,
  But you're long gone,
  yeah you're long gone now.
  Yeah......
• cApitaland

  3 Nov 07, 23:44

  hi stooky.
• pdbm

  4 Nov 07, 18:08

  FIFI TOLD ME TO CONT IN THIS THREAD...
  
  ok last night dream
  
  i dream i was in egypt on tour....then we visited the pyramids n then i wander off through the tunnels in the pyramids n got seperated from my family. then i panicked n then i came to a tomb...got a sarcophagus...i think its cleopetra's/ then got a trapdoor slam close behind me n so i was trapped inside this tomb.
  
  then i saw the sarcophagus open n then out came a female mummy....then she's all bandaged up in brown smelly gauze n then she ask me 'ASGM'?
  
  i said no but she stretched out her hands n held on to my shoulders n prevented me from moving!!! i shouted help!! but she held on n i tried to pry off her dried knarled fingers but she's too strong. then she tore off my clothes n pushed me to the floor n touched my body all over!! it's so disgusting!!
  
  then i saw a pen sticking out of my pants pocket n i reached for it n used it to pierce her stomach n then suddenly she screamed in pain n thousands of beetles crawled out from her tummy n onto my naked body. then i faster brushed off the insects n took a jar from the shelf n throw it on her head n knocked her out.
  
  i then look around on the wall n found a bricking sticking out n so i pressed it n luckily the door opened. i ran out happily!! phew!! i was saved. then the door to the tomb closed n i realized i left my clothes n underwear inside!! but they were torn anyway. i was naked! oh noes!
  
  then i woke up!!! it was a dream after all...phew!
• Nadare

  4 Nov 07, 18:10

  hahaha... nice narration
• T E M P O

  4 Nov 07, 20:16

  ehh seriously..why's this under featured topics
• gunner77

  4 Nov 07, 20:41

  u alot of stupid dreams
• Hanagata

  4 Nov 07, 20:43

  erm ASGM =???
• de_middle

  5 Nov 07, 09:00

  Originally posted by pdbm:

  then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'
  
  

  
• sand king

  5 Nov 07, 09:02

  then i saw one giant octopus n it asked me 'ASGM?'

  
• pdbm

  5 Nov 07, 19:01

  i dream i was in a supermarket n then i went to buy some apples n when i pick up an apple, it suddenly exploded like a grenade n caused my face n shirt to be full of apple pulp. so i scold the apple knn your mother smell cheesepie fark broken. then one supermarket staff saw me n slapped me for scolding vulgarities. then i told her knn the apple explode in my face.
  
  then she say the apple buay song me n walk away. so i angry n i took an apple n throw it on her head n then later she turned into a monster with spiky thorns on her head n chased after me around the supermarket!
  
  i screamed for help but the other shoppers ignored me. then i slipped n fell on a banana skin. n the monster was coming for me! it has sharp teeth n wanted to eat me. then when it came near me i took a piece of the banana skin n stick it on the monster's forehead like a chinese yellow talisman n then it became still n melted into the ground.
  
  i then resumed shopping n later one auntie promoter was frying chicken n ask me to try. i went to smell the chicken frying in the deep fryer n then suddenly this auntie pushed my head into the deep fryer!! siao ah!! lucky i was fast enough...i quickly pushed the deep fryer full of hot oil away, before my face gets fried. n it dropped onto the floor n scalded her feet n later she disappeared into thin air. then suddenly that deep fryer changed into a timebomb n the clock was ticking...1 minute!!
  
  so i quickly ran to the entrance n saw a young chiobu part time cashier with big $&#@!@s. i told her the supermarket gonna explode! i grab her hand n ran n shortly afterwards, got a big explosion n we fell forward with me on top of her, hugging her, protecting her from the blast.
  
  after the dust settled, she said you're my hero! thanks for saving me! n kissed me passionately.................
  
  then later i woke up....oh what a dream!
• toyota-corolla

  5 Nov 07, 19:12

  good joke. so many nightmares.
• spadeTwo

  5 Nov 07, 19:13

  Originally posted at stooky @ EDMW
  
  
  i dream i was in a supermarket n then i went to buy some apples n when i pick up an apple, it suddenly exploded like a grenade n caused my face n shirt to be full of apple pulp. so i scold the apple knn your mother smell cheesepie fark broken. then one supermarket staff saw me n slapped me for scolding vulgarities. then i told her knn the apple explode in my face.
  
  then she say the apple buay song me n walk away. so i angry n i took an apple n throw it on her head n then later she turned into a monster with spiky thorns on her head n chased after me around the supermarket!
  
  i screamed for help but the other shoppers ignored me. then i slipped n fell on a banana skin. n the monster was coming for me! it has sharp teeth n wanted to eat me. then when it came near me i took a piece of the banana skin n stick it on the monster's forehead like a chinese yellow talisman n then it became still n melted into the ground.
  
  i then resumed shopping n later one auntie promoter was frying chicken n ask me to try. i went to smell the chicken frying in the deep fryer n then suddenly this auntie pushed my head into the deep fryer!! siao ah!! lucky i was fast enough...i quickly pushed the deep fryer full of hot oil away, before my face gets fried. n it dropped onto the floor n scalded her feet n later she disappeared into thin air. then suddenly that deep fryer changed into a timebomb n the clock was ticking...1 minute!!
  
  so i quickly ran to the entrance n saw a young chiobu part time cashier with size 34D breasts. i told her the supermarket gonna explode! i grab her hands n ran n shortly afterwards, got a big explosion n we fell forward with me on top of her, hugging her, protecting her from the blast.
  
  after the dust settled, she said you're my hero! thanks for saving me! n kissed me passionately.................
  
  then later i woke up....oh what a dream!