NS CHECK UP..what do they check?
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What do they actually check?
Do they check your genitals? -
they check if you have gay tendencyOriginally posted by CorNeck:What do they actually check?
Do they check your genitals? -
turn your head to one side and cough...
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yup...that's about it....Originally posted by Schwing:turn your head to one side and cough...
can be "ahem" too......
in case you peeps dunno why like that.....it's to check your balls...
if you ahem...your balls roll slightly up and down. then is normal.
if no roll.....jia lat liao...... -
wah...how you know ah? i never realise the balls will roll...must *ahem* in front of a mirror someday...Originally posted by Silenthunter:yup...that's about it....
can be "ahem" too......
in case you peeps dunno why like that.....it's to check your balls...
if you ahem...your balls roll slightly up and down. then is normal.
if no roll.....jia lat liao......
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u will waste few hours over there waiting 4 yr turn to come... they will ask u to strip only wear yr brief and wait.
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Wear red colour g-string for the check-up and they will post you to a relax unit.
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*cough*
ok.. next. -
Heard that drinking bottles of Red bull before the urine test will make you positive for diabetes... -
Originally posted by CloneMe72:Wear red colour g-string for the check-up and they will post you to a relax unit. Maybe can wear bra too.
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Originally posted by Parka: Maybe can wear bra too. To make it more convincing.
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my friend was ask to get some documents in another room while he was in undies...
so he was just trying to stroll all over cmpb 90% naked while pretending nothing happen. when he returned, realized pple have gone and he had to ask ard again, in his undies, and search for the next room. luckily nearby HAHAAha -
Originally posted by CorNeck:What do they actually check?
Do they check your genitals?
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Originally posted by PaulSmith:u will waste few hours over there waiting 4 yr turn to come... they will ask u to strip only wear yr brief and wait.
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yah...they measure the length and diameter...those thick and long one get posted to commando unit, those long but thin one get posted to guards unit, those thick but short one get posted to artilery unit, those thin and short one get posted to clerical unit...those normal ones get posted to infantry, those with tattooed dicks get posted to civil defence, those circumcised one cannot go into highly confidencial unit...Originally posted by CorNeck:What do they actually check?
Do they check your genitals? -
Originally posted by Schwing:yah...they measure the length and diameter...those thick and long one get posted to commando unit, those long but thin one get posted to guards unit, those thick but short one get posted to artilery unit, those thin and short one get posted to clerical unit...those normal ones get posted to infantry, those with tattooed dicks get posted to civil defence, those circumcised one cannot go into highly confidencial unit... This is something new.
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when you go for blood test ... leave some blood for the urine test .. hahahah ...
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Originally posted by Schwing:yah...they measure the length and diameter...those thick and long one get posted to commando unit, those long but thin one get posted to guards unit, those thick but short one get posted to artilery unit, those thin and short one get posted to clerical unit...those normal ones get posted to infantry, those with tattooed dicks get posted to civil defence, those circumcised one cannot go into highly confidencial unit...
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Aiyo, nothing one la...... B4 go poly and sec sch time more jia liat...... CMPB one ok la.....
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No jokes please..im juz asking..
So, u have to strip naked and bare ur dick? -
4 bout 5sec?Originally posted by CorNeck:No jokes please..im juz asking..
So, u have to strip naked and bare ur dick?
anyway there i a lot of process......photo taking, blood test, urine test, eye check, teeth check, x-ray, weight, height, blood pressure, ecg, medical consultant bah bah bah...n lastly...iq test, which is a crappy 1......
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1) Whether u are gay.
2) Your general medical status.
3) Your mental stability.
4) Your IQ.
Think that more or less covers everything. -
Whether u are gay? How do they check that?
If ur gay? don need go NS ah?
Sum1 go thru the procedures with what they do...
All that touch balls thing sum of you said sound scary... -
Why U sound so scared of the medical checkup?nothing one lar....just as per normal medical procedures + aptitude test....that's all...Originally posted by CorNeck:Whether u are gay? How do they check that?
If ur gay? don need go NS ah?
Sum1 go thru the procedures with what they do...
All that touch balls thing sum of you said sound scary... -
Gay still need to serve, only you stay out, post as clerks. But still need to clear IPPT.Originally posted by CorNeck:Whether u are gay? How do they check that?
If ur gay? don need go NS ah?
Sum1 go thru the procedures with what they do...
All that touch balls thing sum of you said sound scary...
You think gay don't need to serve meh? My friends some have jia lat heart problems but still how.....PES E...still serve 2.5 years.
The Army won't let you off so simply wan lah....